Arson?

Just a guy. @godemperorduckoffical's irl twin

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[szaraelaurelius]

This is scarily accurate

[augmentedpolls]

How tall are you according to the cursed height chart?

gremlin (4’11”-5’4” or 150-164 cm)

fiend (5’5-5’7” or 165-172 cm)

cryptid (5’8”-6’0” or 173-183 cm)

eldritch horror (6’0”-6’3” or 184-190 cm)

all-knowing deity (>6’3” or >190 cm)

gnome (<4’11” or <150 cm)

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Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[szaraelaurelius]

Eldritch horror

@godemperorduckoffical

[theclassicalhorse]

[slopgirlier]

Leon Kennedy

[ominous-signs]

from here

[szaraelaurelius]

DO NOT THE HORSES!! KINDNESS MAY KILL TEM, BUT IT WILL KILL YOU!

Fun fact: horses are omnivorous and they will eat pretty much anything they physically can. I have seen them with eat squirrels and even a duck one time (truly a dark day). Single horses have terrorized entire towns simply because they can.

[froggy-having-a-crisis]

This image came to me while I was procrastinating n fiddling with the shiny rocks on my desk

@your--average-pjo-fan @narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @all-the-hyper-fixations @/everyone else have some shiny rocks

[szaraelaurelius]

[szaraelaurelius]

Driving 150kph is so freaking fun (the metal I was listening to told me to go faster, but my dad made me slow down to about 120)

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item on your left is now your reason to keep going in life! is it bad?

yes

no

it's funny asf

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Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[szaraelaurelius]

There is not an item to my left. This is not looking good for me.

[szaraelaurelius]

Can I commit arson?

Legaly? no. Are you physically able to? Idk, probably. Should you? Probably not, but who cares what I think, just don't get caught if you do. Is it fun? YES.

[szaraelaurelius]

when you sleep so badly you wake up with an accent

[curiositysavesthecat]

Snacks do not count, how many meals do you usually have in a day?

I often go a day without any meal at all

1

2

3

4

5

6

More than 6

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

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[satan-offical]

Bro stop calling me soulless I only thought about beginning a genocide TEN times

[szaraelaurelius]

only ten??? Is that per hour? Isn't that a little low? How far into planning did you go? Is it just me or is debating genocide ten times per hour not enough to be realistic unless you're spending most of that time planning the genocide and ten times are just because you're trying to resist the urge?

[szaraelaurelius]

And then it hit Tumblr. Juggling lab was Tumblr's ball

[szaraelaurelius]

My Deathwatch Reaver squad and Lieutenant in Reaver armour

Top 2 pics are my reaver sergeant from a homebrew Space Wolf adjacent chapter (the cape and pauldron are made from extra peices of old goblin wolf riders), 3rd pic is from the Blood Angels, last is my Watch Lieutenant (Aurelius) from the Emperor's Swords (painted him at around the same time i made this Tumblr, so that's where I came up with my account name as well)

[szaraelaurelius]

Actual text conversation I had yesterday at about 7:15pm

Me: Guys, I was asleep by 12:00

My cousin: morning or night

Me: noon...

My cousin: *he 100% sighed* I was about to be proud of you but now I'm sad

Me: I woke up 2 hours later

Friend 1: Dude

Me: Anyways, I'm resetting my sleep schedule because I need to, so I chugged a monster and I'm going to sleep in an hour or two

Friend 1: Fun

My cousin: Resetting to normal times

Me: Yes

Cousin: Like 10:00-12:00 at night

Me: No, earlier

Me: I yawned after chugging a monster in public and I think I think i scared some tourists

Friend 2, entering the chat: Hahahaha

Me: I went shopping to get olive oil, and left with olive oil, chocolate, banana bread, and caffeine

Me, 5 minutes later: I forgot milk. I went to the store for olive oil and milk (and butter, but i forgot that I forgot it), and I left without milk (or butter)

Today at around 10 am

Me: Guess who fell asleep at 9:45

Cousin: Night or morning

Friend 1: I have the same question

Me: pm!

Me: I got about 12 hours of sleep, because I am awesome

They still haven't responded because they are so shocked that I have managed to start a healthy sleep schedule

[szaraelaurelius]

I made fancy spaghetti from fresh tomatoes and herbs and stuff

[szaraelaurelius]

Me, drinking hot sauce: huh, that's pretty spicy. Hmm, what would work to help with that? I know, chocolate syrup!

It was at this moment that I knew, I am an absolute mess, and to answer the questions, yes I did sleep last night and yes my ADHD medication has worn off

Funny thing is that the chocolate syrup worked surprisingly well

[szaraelaurelius]

Stormlight 6 theory

Taravangian broke his oath as a king to his people by killing them for the death rattles and later, by sending the tidal wave to destroy Cultivation's agents and killing his own people and destroying his kingdom as a side effect in WaT. The combined Shard of Retribution focuses on getting retribution for oaths broken, so as soon as the power realizes what Taravangian did, it will leave, and (hopefully) kill him, meaning that all anyone needs to beat him is that information, which they can get from Cultivation, or mabye even the Nightwatcher (depending on how much cultivation told her before leaving the system)

[humanfox030]

Hoid's guide to making a proper entrance

[szaraelaurelius]

Kaladin taking #5 literally in stormlight 6 and everyone will just be like "... what?! I told you he couldn't die!" While hoid is in the background crackling