This is scarily accurate
trying on a metaphor
todays bird

oozey mess
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
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KIROKAZE

Origami Around
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

ellievsbear

JBB: An Artblog!
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@theartofmadeline

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shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything

Kiana Khansmith

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@szaraelaurelius
This is scarily accurate
How tall are you according to the cursed height chart?
gremlin (4’11”-5’4” or 150-164 cm)
fiend (5’5-5’7” or 165-172 cm)
cryptid (5’8”-6’0” or 173-183 cm)
eldritch horror (6’0”-6’3” or 184-190 cm)
all-knowing deity (>6’3” or >190 cm)
gnome (<4’11” or <150 cm)
results
Eldritch horror
@godemperorduckoffical
Leon Kennedy
from here
DO NOT THE HORSES!! KINDNESS MAY KILL TEM, BUT IT WILL KILL YOU!
Fun fact: horses are omnivorous and they will eat pretty much anything they physically can. I have seen them with eat squirrels and even a duck one time (truly a dark day). Single horses have terrorized entire towns simply because they can.
This image came to me while I was procrastinating n fiddling with the shiny rocks on my desk
@your--average-pjo-fan @narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @all-the-hyper-fixations @/everyone else have some shiny rocks
Driving 150kph is so freaking fun (the metal I was listening to told me to go faster, but my dad made me slow down to about 120)
the item on your left is now your reason to keep going in life! is it bad?
yes
no
it's funny asf
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There is not an item to my left. This is not looking good for me.
Can I commit arson?
Legaly? no. Are you physically able to? Idk, probably. Should you? Probably not, but who cares what I think, just don't get caught if you do. Is it fun? YES.
when you sleep so badly you wake up with an accent
Snacks do not count, how many meals do you usually have in a day?
I often go a day without any meal at all
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2
3
4
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6
More than 6
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Bro stop calling me soulless I only thought about beginning a genocide TEN times
only ten??? Is that per hour? Isn't that a little low? How far into planning did you go? Is it just me or is debating genocide ten times per hour not enough to be realistic unless you're spending most of that time planning the genocide and ten times are just because you're trying to resist the urge?
And then it hit Tumblr. Juggling lab was Tumblr's ball
My Deathwatch Reaver squad and Lieutenant in Reaver armour
Actual text conversation I had yesterday at about 7:15pm
Me: Guys, I was asleep by 12:00
My cousin: morning or night
Me: noon...
My cousin: *he 100% sighed* I was about to be proud of you but now I'm sad
Me: I woke up 2 hours later
Friend 1: Dude
Me: Anyways, I'm resetting my sleep schedule because I need to, so I chugged a monster and I'm going to sleep in an hour or two
Friend 1: Fun
My cousin: Resetting to normal times
Me: Yes
Cousin: Like 10:00-12:00 at night
Me: No, earlier
Me: I yawned after chugging a monster in public and I think I think i scared some tourists
Friend 2, entering the chat: Hahahaha
Me: I went shopping to get olive oil, and left with olive oil, chocolate, banana bread, and caffeine
Me, 5 minutes later: I forgot milk. I went to the store for olive oil and milk (and butter, but i forgot that I forgot it), and I left without milk (or butter)
Today at around 10 am
Me: Guess who fell asleep at 9:45
Cousin: Night or morning
Friend 1: I have the same question
Me: pm!
Me: I got about 12 hours of sleep, because I am awesome
They still haven't responded because they are so shocked that I have managed to start a healthy sleep schedule
I made fancy spaghetti from fresh tomatoes and herbs and stuff
Me, drinking hot sauce: huh, that's pretty spicy. Hmm, what would work to help with that? I know, chocolate syrup!
It was at this moment that I knew, I am an absolute mess, and to answer the questions, yes I did sleep last night and yes my ADHD medication has worn off
Funny thing is that the chocolate syrup worked surprisingly well
Stormlight 6 theory
Taravangian broke his oath as a king to his people by killing them for the death rattles and later, by sending the tidal wave to destroy Cultivation's agents and killing his own people and destroying his kingdom as a side effect in WaT. The combined Shard of Retribution focuses on getting retribution for oaths broken, so as soon as the power realizes what Taravangian did, it will leave, and (hopefully) kill him, meaning that all anyone needs to beat him is that information, which they can get from Cultivation, or mabye even the Nightwatcher (depending on how much cultivation told her before leaving the system)
Hoid's guide to making a proper entrance
Kaladin taking #5 literally in stormlight 6 and everyone will just be like "... what?! I told you he couldn't die!" While hoid is in the background crackling