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i just log in every now and then to feel something :^)

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[posallys]

not to get emotional or anything but the way that percy, annabeth, and grover's lives are literally all connected by the end of tlo....im sobbing.

obviously we have percy's life connected to grover's through the empathy link. if percy dies, grover dies, and vice versa.

but then we also have percy's achilles spot which connects him to annabeth, and I have to wonder....if the one thing that kept percy mortal happened to die, what would happen to percy? would he also die? would he become vulnerable again? (I need answers.)

and then, something I completely forgot about until this morning, annabeth swore on the styx to protect percy...

which means that, if percy dies, so does annabeth because her life is now connected to his through this promise on the styx.

going with my theory that percy would die if annabeth did because of his mortal spot, if any one of these three dies, so do the other two.

if grover dies, percy dies because of the empathy link, and annabeth dies because of her promise on the styx. if percy dies, grover dies because of the empathy link and annabeth does, again, because of her promise. if annabeth dies, percy dies because she's his tether and there's no longer anything keeping him mortal, and then grover would die because of the empathy link.

in conclusion, im screaming.

[omochi-freedom]

Lazy New Year's Day🎍🐮🎮

Happy belated New Year!🥳 I wish you all the best for this year✨

[sylferino]

[movie-gifs]

LEGALLY BLONDE 2001 dir: Robert Luketic

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[elnersnor]

W E    G O T    I T

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Inspired by the 250 miles post, I made this out of my other favourite meme song, Wonderwall. Every second beat is skipped.

May I present to you, Wo er wal.

[jaymonoto]

[drewbern]

This is honestly fucking me up, by removing the second beat you somehow turned Wonderwall into a 1960s garage rock anthem

[kues]

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[torukou]

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic