The worst

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[glassbonespaperskin]

[cybershorty-deactivated20210118]

there’s so much I wanna say but nah

[staraptor]

tv is for boring ordinary people i a creative wear a fedora and read a sophisticated book (peter pan by j.m barrie) {x}

[castellla]

creative people are johnny depp

[acidreign]

snobs are the worst.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but look at all the other ones, holy shit

normal people enjoy nature and the world around them. creative people apparently don’t even pay attention to the creative works they claim to enjoy (because that guy is somehow simultaneously an elf, a hobbit, AND a wizard).

ordinary people do fun activities with their siblings. creatives engage in offensive racial stereotyping.

look I think of myself as a creative person and never in my life have I hallucinated dragons cooking my food seriously what the everloving fuck

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[a6]

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

[wehavecats]

Saturday morning purr sesh (make sure to turn on the sound)

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[marisatomay]

finals week is homophobic

[cloudsinmykopi-deactivated20211]

elaborate

[marisatomay]

im gay and it makes me want to die

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horses would be terrifying if they were carnivores

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Horses can and will eat meat if their diet is lacking something (usually salt) or if they’re simply bored or curious. I had a horse that would chase kill snakes purely for the sport of it. A mountain tribe in asia feeds their ponies fish, and there are many cases of horses developing a taste for flesh.

The man eater of lucknow is probably the most terrifying example, when an horse, gifted by the kind of England to India went mad and started killing and eating it’s way through the slums of Lucknow, apparently with a preference for children. The King decided that this was rad and had the horse captured and pit against his prized tiger, whom he had starved and beaten into a rage for days. The horse kicked it’s ass and broke it’s jaw, terrifying it to the point that it wouldn’t get near. The next tiger he sent to fight it wouldn’t even try and when he threw in 3 wild buffalo the horse stared them all down and they couldn’t be made to approach it. Since he had run out of things to throw at the horse he instead made a giant iron cage and displayed it.

http://www.lrgaf.org/articles/maneater.htm

[demi-shoggoth]

@canwefixitnoitsfucked

[polygonfighter]

@bonelessnerd your greatest nightmare realized 

[irrational-shutin]

@the-equine-advocate

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

[writing-prompt-s]

A reincarnated Shakespeare, with all his memories intact, is failing high school English. His teacher claims he has absurd ideas about what Shakespeare meant in his writings.

[grantairefanclub-remade]

yall realize that saying macbeth is only bad luck if ur in the theatre

[kodvma-archived]

All the worlds a stage

[grantairefanclub-remade]

ill fight you

[kodvma-archived]

Meet me in the pit

[grantairefanclub-remade]

no the orchestra is there

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’ve had sex with less than 12 people , people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

[argumate]

also applicable if you haven’t had sex since 1972, or if the main reason people have sex with you is to spite the Russians, or if having sex with you takes 7.5 million pounds of thrust and ends with you splashing down in the Pacific Ocean.

[hodlmyvodka]

Windows 10 user in Russia

[avvoltoio]

Isn’t this the Swamp Business Boy

[notwiselybuttoowell]

He’s opened a branch office

[t-led-7]

me: wow i didnt know there was a bard's college in skyrim that you can join. will my character be able to play instruments? i wonder what kind of new and interesting quests are involved?

bard's college: go into the Draugr Pit™ and find the Old Fucking Shit Drum for us