ten titties said the kitty

taylor.25.illinois. 420. I am Batman. Hey! We should be homies, I think we could be bigger than cheese and macaroni

[taaaybby]

Hey sexy wanna smoke and have some fun?

Maybe if I knew you?

[taaaybby]

Why you are Single?🙄🙄

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[naramdil]

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

[nepofledgling]

When you have no sense of self and someone says something about you

[taaaybby]

I just want to go home but I don’t know where home is.

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[stunningpicture]

[1moneychaserworld-deactivated20]

too many of y'all can’t move in silence because you want an applause from an audience who don’t give a damn about you.

[taaaybby]

Hey what’s up?

Just workin!!

[taaaybby]

It’s been a while since you’ve seen my face

[stumplettes]

[treygotguap]

[feministism]

[toastbutteregg]

i feel so attacked right now

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[kryptonians]

[ssironstrange]

[bad-puns-and-even-worse-magic]

[sweetdreamsaremadeofquicksliver]

[xaldien]

[yay855]

Crawling up the nose or ear canal would be easier to kill him than through the ass.

[kryptonians]

It’s not about easier,

[taaaybby]

You can be a doctor if you operate on it

I’m not saying be a patient but you gotta wait on it