Nerd Extraordinaire

Plants, anime, and gay stuff

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

(Tags via @reprintable)

[teaboot]

Oh no fucking way

[haraatsume]

ニッセン スマイルランド様とのコラボ秋服が販売されます！

2021年10月1日(金)より。

紹介ページにてイラストを描き下ろしさせていただきました。

[glowcowboy]

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

motion capture actress 曦曦鱼sakana shows how to move in games

[dimension20stuff]

[gleeandshame]

[ID: three photos of Brennan Lee Mulligan sitting at a desk with earbuds in talking to the camera. The captions read, “Self-loathing has never motivated anyone to do anything other than loath themselves. You will not hate yourself into being industrious.” / end ID]

[everythingfox]

Such a good baby

[sleepy-bebby]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[greelin]

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

[greelin]

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

[soracities]

absolutely enraptured rn

[soracities]

im sorry but this is the cutest thing i've ever read in my LIFE

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-rain-monster]

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

[killerkitteh-deactivated2024110]

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

[castillon02]

One study on 146 individuals treated with a Bite-Away heat pen found similarly effective results from heat treatment; thankfully, spoons dunked in water cost way less than the Bite-Away’s 30 bucks.

[theglintoftherail]

You can also blast the bite with a hair dryer - learned this from my mom and it works great

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My body comes equipped with a 'heat the fucker up' reaction for viruses and it won't use it on this bastard itch poison? It makes me apply the heat myself? Fuck my body.

[orchidvioletindigo]

[ID: a tweet from @/Icy_hotpatch that says, "Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone." /End ID.]

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[flagellant]

this is what a Bodhisattva is

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, literally!

[flagellant]

Wait, did people think I was just saying it as a meme and not literally pointing out "this is just that specific thing from Buddhism everyone thinks is equivalent to Christian sainthood"??????

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[randomsketchez]

The freedom cat is always after the big fish.

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Iggy cat

[randomsketchez]

Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

He’s in a hurry. Of course, a gentleman is never late. 

Even if he is a cat.

[isawken]

how the fuck am i supposed to live my life knowing that this exists and i can't have it

[isawken]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. A CHILD?

[isawken]

FAMILY