I Like Tables.

23 || She/Her

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[spanielspeaks]

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[thickness-protection-program]

No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

[0rdi-deactivated20190106]

hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pankendev]

love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[spectrometrie]

last man standing

[c0rpseductor]

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pukicho]

your ligaments

[pukicho]

damn girl, your ligaments

[transmortifried]

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

[transmortifried]

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

[doubleca5t]

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

[sadfleshr-deactivated20231022]

u guys are soo obsessed with me (0 notes)

[pangur-and-grim]

I gotta stop saying “I need to be put down like a dog” in situations where neighbours can hear me

[comagarden]

not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

[fricktic]

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

[sillayangel]

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

[sunshinecassette]

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

[times-chu]

Three blind mice.

[zzoupz]

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

@stealingmyplaceinthesun

[carlyraejepsans]

[animatedtext]