Gandalf The Shite

Arc/Adam II Chaotic Good/Neutral II Half-elf wizard/Bard II post/reblog lots of critical role, my d&d campaign, the adventure zone and sometimes other d&d/fantasy stuff II You may know me as Arcade Miracles from my main blog or other media II THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE!!! LOTS OF CRITICAL ROLE AND TAZ SPOILERS BELOW!!!

[constantinnen]

[ineffectualdemon]

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

[ineffectualdemon]

On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc

Like I don't have huge dysphoria about my chest because I'm not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: "I'm a sexy dude with sexy tits" is actually a good feeling for me personally

[official-boob-posts]

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

[demihappycow]

[dunmeryn]

my oblivion hyperfixation has crossed paths with my current interest in edo period japan. this will have no impact on my post-game worldbuilding

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[lavalampadvocate]

[steelsuit]

Last year I've had an opportunity of working on Critical Role art for Universus card game, two character card artworks, Beau and Percy for their respective starter decks! ✨

[reyneluvirith-deactivated202604]

Language Families of the Mannish Provinces, 4E197

The language families of the mannish provinces (Cyrodiil, Skyrim, High Rock, and Hammerfell) as described in my language-focused apocrypha, Languages of Tamriel, which fleshes out the linguistic situation of Tamriel in the Fourth Era.

Maps of the individual families:

LOTS of different maps this time! These are the overarching languages families for the languages depicted on my map of the languages of the mannish provinces. I'm planning on making the full suite of these again once all of the provinces are done, but might make a couple of the language family/branch maps after each province as well. We'll see!!

Direct links to hi-res versions of the full maps:

Top-level families

Second-level families

Third-level families

Fourth-level families

And the language family-specific maps:

Aldmeri languages

Nedic-Atmoran languages

Yokudan languages

Khajiiti languages

Saxhleel languages

[falmerbrook]

Dreamland - Sotha Sil animation

YouTube Upload

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[loudestlibrarianongodsgreenearth]

it’s pretty safe to say getting rid of Orthax and putting an end to the voice whispering “vengeance… vengeance…” in his head was a huge relief for Percy but i can’t imagine it was easy to accept that that meant the voice whispering “kisses from Vex… kisses from Vex…” was 100% him

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[souperluminal]

Some of the homebrew subclass illustrations I've done for The Heroes Compendium: Boundless Frost Warlock, Viper Rogue, and Depths Domain Cleric

[gjjuddmk2]

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

The truth is, cooking is just a basic skill set, and once you have that skill set down you can make almost anything. It's like drawing/painting, once you learn what you're doing, you can do anything.

Do Not Apply This Thinking To Baking.

[dailydadoodles]

"I'll talk to him guys!!"

[haykebyr]

Karlach is best water heater :} 🔥🛁

[haykebyr]

sorry I am bringing your tags into the spotlight but that was the exact vibe I was going for with Gale thank you asfhsksjf

[galgant]

Adoption is fun.