Knight of Breath

I'm 30ish yrs old and agender. I prefer they/them for my pronouns. I go by A.J. and this is my personal blog. If I post anything sexist, misogynistic, racist etc let me know so I can remove it. If you could also explain why so I can better myself that would be wonderful :) Feel free to leave any questions, I'll love to answer them, personal or not

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[traegorn]

I went to my first pride when I was sixteen.

I didn't come out to anyone until my early thirties, and I didn't fully come out publicly until I was thirty-seven.

[funny-tik-toks]

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[fishtrouts]

The post that nobody definitely hasn’t seen before ..

Happy to announce (for real this time lol) that our evil dragon mom, Avoryx the Wicked, has been plushified and will be wreaking havoc for 21 days on Makeship, after which she will take flight to conquer the next realm!

Link to Avoryx

She wouldn’t have been born without your love and enthusiasm you’ve shown for the character. Thank you! :) It’s a crazy privilege to be able to create plushies out of my beloved dragons and have them travel all over the world!

[fishtrouts]

Just a heads-up for anyone keeping an eye on the plush: Avoryx’s campaign officially has now 3 days left, but Makeship automatically adds a 7-day extension when the timer runs out.

I thought it would be good to clarify so no one feels misled or anything.

But we’ve passed 400 orders/200% of the goal, so thank you!!!

[fishtrouts]

Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬

[fishtrouts]

This is part 2 of the winter dragon’s comic! See part 1 here!

Wheeew I am NOT drawing backgrounds again for a while! I hope you enjoy this ending more than the first one’s! :D

Webtoon | Patreon | Redbubble

[fishtrouts]

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[markrosewater]

A comment, then a question. Firstly, thank you for persevering with Mood Swings. I just ordered my 3 deck boxes, hoping for maximum distribution and minimal duplicates. (5 seemed too many, 2 or less not enough)

Now- I don’t recall seeing anything about it, but do cards in Mood Swings have different rarities?

Yes, there are four different rarities. Here’s how many cards you get in a game along with how many exist in each rarity:

Commons: You get 23 out of 48

Uncommons: You get 14 out of 40

Rares: You get 6 out of 30

Mythics: You get 2 out of 15

[myspace]

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

[nonenosome2]

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

[ralfmaximus]

Fae experience

[ralfmaximus]

Here, have all the Mr. Six commercials. As a treat. But also

You're welcome

[catsofyore]

The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[thememedaddy]