havent been able to stop thinking about this for about 30 minutes
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@tacky-artificial-intel
havent been able to stop thinking about this for about 30 minutes
Just made this meme
dandadan episode 8 in shitpost form
inspired by this other post I just made
Chiquitita and Aira - Dandadan - Episode 17
When the orb of darkness is consuming me while I eat dinner
harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's
(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)
what am i doing
I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"
this is basically my experience. it’s so funny when i see shit that posits this as like, yeah the domme is in charge
noooo it’s more like you’re the comic relief assistant to a boss who has a lot of bold ideas combined with a shaky grasp on what is actually physically possible
and you gotta go “can do boss” and start making diagrams
remember when you were like. 12. and you saw high schoolers and you were like. wow thosr are just full ass adults. and now you're like 25 and you see high schoolers and youre like wow. youre literally a baby
There's a lesson here
@is-the-snake-video-cute
What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?
Thanks for tagging me!
So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.
This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.
Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.
ouroboros can't have any more ouroboros until it finishes its ouroboros.
I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.
So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.
Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.
My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.
look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast
Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them
The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group
never recovered from this
before spotify wrapped comes out i have to establish that i am not mentally well and cannot be held responsible for my listening habits
the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression