i reblog stuff and make lame jokes

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[powerviolent-deactivated2019050]

[taco-the-emperor]

I wish someone would throw money at me for eating food like this dude does to the cat

[taco-the-emperor]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[taco-the-emperor]

* puts glowing stick on hay *

* calls it art *

[taco-the-emperor]

Do you ever want to pee, but it’s 3am and you heard a weird noise outside your room 5 minutes ago and you dont want to be eaten by satan or lose a kidney so you just hold it in, hide under the blanket and drown in your own neck sweat?

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[taco-the-emperor]

going into 2021 like

[baebyboy]

[peterkunn]

mood for 2019

[taco-the-emperor]

*2020

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Zuhair Murad spring 2013 couture

[taco-the-emperor]

[taco-the-emperor]

I took a nap and dreamed that a cow started levitate over a 15 meter tall wall

[catchymemes]

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[xtec]

artists when they die and get reincarnated as lobsters so they can see more colors

[chongoblog]

this gif will be 1000 times better when I get reincarnated

[forbiddnsky]

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

[taco-the-emperor]

okay i need some reptile pics ASAP

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

JAKE: Finn! Festering is always bad, man!

Adventure Time, Puhoy (2013) dir. Nate Cash

[saphic-spider]

I’m that person who everyone thinks is super sweet and adorable but actually I’m plotting the murder of several people

[taco-the-emperor]

 Buzzfeed unsolved supernatural: The Hollywood Ghosts of the Legendary Viper Room 

[batneko]