What your favourite NCT subunit says about you
NCT Dream: You need sleep. You’re running on 2 hours of sleep.
NCT Wish: You just need serotonin in your life. You had Saja boys - soda pop on repeat since it came out. They probably had your soul taken away.
NCT U Taeyong&Ten: You didn’t choose the streets, the streets chose you.
NCT U: You simultaneously stan 86 Kpop groups. You probably can’t pick a Seventeen bias. You’re also for the streets.
NCT 127: You claim you’re the neoest neo to ever neo and no one will ever understand just how neo you are and you go on and on about how sticker saved the Kpop industry and how you have “pukupukupowpow” as your alarm every morning but then Spotify wrap season comes around and you have NCT wish - super cute as your top song.
NCT Dojaejung: You’re very annoying. You run around with a megaphone yelling “when is DoJaeJung coming back”. Very annoying. But also valid. Very valid.
NCT U The 7th sense: You’re entitled to a seniors discount.
WayV: You cry in the bathtub listening to Joji and then body roll as you dry because your playlist is on shuffle and love talk started playing.
NCT 2023: You also cry in the bathtub listening to Joji glimpse of us.
