A POOL 3.14

black, gay and 21🤙

[hideneverseek]

I just blew a tire 🙄

[taffybeams]

Did it finish🤔

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

so I’ve been thinking….. I don’t care

[taffybeams]

i’m having to come to terms with the fact that there is no amount of outpouring of vulnerability that’s going to create intimacy if it’s not reciprocated. No amount of openness in thought, or sharing a body you have insecurities about, or frankness of opinion is going to do it. I’m just shouting into the void. Even this. A void.

I am not known. 

[issagif]

[wizardofgaysex]

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

[mwagneto]

well "gwyneth paltrow is selling candles that smell like her pussy" isn't a sentence i ever thought i'd type but here we are

[morefluid-thanwater]

Chris please you can't say that shit and not provide a source.

[mwagneto]

well i was gonna spare y'all but...

it's from her pseudoscience scam website Goop and like..........no words

[mwagneto]

listen I'm all for pussy positivity or whatever the fuck y'all think this is going for but this is sold by the same woman who sells stuff that'll get rid of all the moisture in your vagina to like purify it or whatever the fuck??? so let's stop pretending she cares about health lmao

[mwagneto]

the reviews are in and i'm.

[batsarentbugs]

It’s 2020. And instead of green energy and universal health care we have candles that don’t smell like vagina but are advertised like they are.

[taffybeams]

This came up on my Instagram so I'd figure I'd uh drop it off here. Sorry.

[keybladesoras]

Adam Lamberg returning as Gordo in Lizzie McGuire Revival!

[anbanananna]

YESSSS

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

I want her top

[taffybeams]

I'm sorry Miranda couldn't make it :/

[taffybeams]

My least favorite linguist is whoever came up with "horny".

[taffybeams]

Just baby gay tingz

Referring to a friend as a "boyfriend" in like first grade "because girls get to call eachother 'girlfriends' platonically, and what's the difference?"

[taffybeams]

You would not believe the level of time theft I'm about to do at my job. It's unprecedented.

[deceptipup]

[valtsv]

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

[petesdragon]

[taffybeams]

[snowysaur]

deer

[taffybeams]

I've never related more to the "I've connected the dots" meme then when I realized that Greek God by Conan Gray is about someone be coming a frat boy once you go off to college when they weren't like that in your hometown. Full transparency I did think it was about Zeus for a while.

[narutio]

[killowave]