I can't believe I've gotten so indulged in a crack crossover ship that then turned serious for me but it was first a joke and now I'm neck deep for it and it has consumed my thoughts.
(To the blog owner) just dropping by to say I love this blog so much, it's my absolute favorite!! Have you actually read ALL of jojo? Like, caught up to all 8 parts? :D Because if so, I wanted to know which one was your fave :>
//thank you so much!! I’m glad you like it 💖//unfortunately I’m not 100% caught up with the series (that’s part of the reason why Gappy is a doll dbdjdbns) but I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jonathan is my favorite//I just immediately got attached to him idk//honestly he’s so high up on my favorite character’s list that he’s like -11 rn djksbdnsmska
//edit: wait shit you meant favorite part didn't you dhksbsnsmskjs my favorite part is Battle Tendency!!!
in which i revisit this but... with lies and lessons.
here’s your major warning for drowning, and ptsd?? tbh because i am sorry, whiskey, but you’re gonna get broken.
part one of two.
Houdini was... a secret, to say the least.
A secret weapon, a secret lover --
Well, not that much of a secret. Not with the way Whiskey looked at her. Champ could read it a mile away.
It was why he had to address something... very seriously.
"Agent Houdini --" he started, that usual half-smile on his face as he leaned back in his chair.
Houdini had warmed up to Champagne in the last year, despite most of her instincts telling her that he'd leave at some point or another.
"I have something that.. may be of importance for you."
"Huh?" Her nose wrinkled. She wasn't sent off on fancy missions, nor requested for fieldwork. She quite liked her office views and training lessons for agents new and old, and her days of surveillance were usually rather relaxing.
"I need you to help us with the new recruits."
"Don't I already do that?" Houdini tilted her head, hands in her back pockets. Champ chuckled; she looked like she could be his daughter with the streaks of grey popping through her hair. Whiskey would about die if he heard his boss admit that.
"I did a little diggin' on ya, seems to me you used to be a lifeguard?"
She nodded; it was a job before things really turned sour in her life, before college and before... well...
"You need someone to watch the pool for their training? My cert's outta date but --"
"I know you didn't go through their training, but there's something we do a bit differently at Statesman. I'm surprised Whiskey hasn't told you about it yet, it's his favorite test for the large group," Champ explained, sitting up in his chair. "But we do a bit of teambuildin' with our large group. It's nice to shock them into workin' together."
"Explain, sir."
Champ chucked at the formality. "We do a bit of drownin'. Not real drowning, that would just be bad publicity. No one would ever want to join their ranks if someone died every time we went looking for new recruits. An' I understand that you used to do that sort of thing during your lifeguarding."
Houdini paled slightly; yes, she pretended to drown, but... "I was fully conscious the entire time."
"Don't sweat that part. We usually used one of our Seal friends, but seems to me they've been called away for their own work and can't help out. Ginger watches your vitals the entire time, you will never - and I mean, never - be in harm's way," he explained, elbows leaning against the desk. "I just know out of everyone in this entire organization, you're our best candidate."
She blinked for a moment; for once, Champ confirmed that she was good at what she did. Houdini nodded, chewing on her lip as Champ smiled softly.
"I don't mean to press you. But the timing falls just right; and don't you worry about Jack. I'll take care of him personally."
Houdini's paled face soon turned tomato-red; clearly, the secret was out. Champ had, in reality, known for months with the way Jack wouldn't shut up about their new 'find' and how she managed to drive herself into being better at just about everything.
"I -- uh --" she stammered, biting into her cheek.
"Don't you worry about a thing. If you're comfortable, go meet with Ginger down in the training center. She'll go over everything with you. I'll go make sure our Silver Pony gets taken out for a ride." Champ grinned, placing his hat back on his head.
Houdini nodded and scrambled out, her cheeks hot as she made her way towards the training center. Hopefully, Champ did mean he'd take care of things with Whiskey... if he found out she'd be drowning, well...
--
"Darlin'! There you are. I was lookin' for you, what --" Whiskey said, bending down to press a kiss to Houdini's lips after checking the hallway was clear.
"Champ said he needed you for something!" she said, pulling back.
"I know, that's why I'm headin' this way, but what's the rush?" His thumb stroked her cheek and she felt her heart hiccup in her chest.
"He said it was urgent you saw him, that's why. I don't know much, only that it may be a day or two," Houdini said, looking rather worried. She hated lying to Jack but.. it was for his own good. He panicked enough when she was going out for surveillance.
"What? It didn't sound so urgent to me..." he objected, thumb still stroking gentle circles into her cheek.
"You should go see what it's about, Jack. I gotta go check on that video file I asked Ginger for." Houdini hopped up and pressed a chaste kiss to his cheek, her hand lingering against his forearm before skipping down the hallway.
Whatever Champ told Houdini wasn't sitting right with Whiskey.
--
In just under an hour, Houdini and Ginger had crafted an identity, a background, and even a file within the Statesman computer system as a potential trainee.
"This way, everyone else involved will know," Ginger said, and Houdini nodded in agreement. "Speaking of knowing. Did you want to be alerted when the water would be rising?"
"No. I want to have as much of a genuine reaction as possible. Me knowing would just make things seem suspicious if someone in there knows what to look for," Houdini said, shaking her head.
"You're giving these recruits way too much credit, but I know you'll be fine. We monitor trainee vitals anyway, so there won't be any reason to hide the tracker."
"Great! I'll go pack a bag --"
"No need, we provide everything for trainees. You just get to pick a color..." Ginger chuckled, "though I assume it'll be purple?"
"You know me so well."
--
"Listen, I'll be back sometime tomorrow night. Champ just wants me to fly out towards some area in Montana. Eastwood will keep you company tonight, okay?" Whiskey said, practically shouting over the sounds of the hangar.
"I've told you a thousand times. I'll be fine." Houdini retorted, putting her hands on her hips.
"Make sure you don't go too hard on those new recruits!" Whiskey added, chuckling.
"I don't see them for a few weeks, Jack. Be safe."
"See you soon."
With the chatter around them, the couple quickly shared a goodbye kiss hidden behind the wings of the Silver Pony.
Houdini prayed he'd be back after everything was said and done.
--
"Good evening, everyone. My name is Ginger Ale, and welcome to Statesman. You have been selected to be among the best in our nation, to serve and fight the unknown. This training will not be easy - for some of you, it may even mean death. Remember what got you here, your drive, and you will be successful. But know, only one of you can take the title of Agent Vodka..."
Ginger greeted the agents with a persona that felt right at home, her high-tech clipboard tucked under her arm. The expectations, as well as the procedures for failure, were also swiftly explained. Recruits of different backgrounds, ages and clearly from across the country relaxed as soon as Ginger left the room, moving to unpack their given belongings.
"Quite the techie they've got --"
"I think the term is Quartermaster?"
"Oh, so like Q! I knew this place was James Bonds-y when we got here..."
Houdini had to restrain herself with her reply; "I think what you're looking for is Mission Impossible."
"You think they've got masks? I'm sure they have to, I mean, it is --"
The few male agents discussing what agency Statesman was most like were cut off by Ginger's voice over the loudspeaker.
"Wake-up is at 0700 tomorrow. Be ready for anything!"
Houdini chuckled at how cheery Ginger sounded.
--
Morning came as quickly as the rest of the day had gone; Houdini wondered where Whiskey had flown off to and when he'd turn back around. Hopefully, it'd be another full day - late at night - when he would return. The recruits went off running as a warmup before heading to the firing range. In the back of her mind, she wondered when Ginger would trigger the button. While they were sleeping seemed to be the best case and really get them by surprise...
It wasn't until after lunch, when they were handed books and binders, did the other recruits quiet down. Tim, Jared, and David seemed to be unable to keep their mouths quiet about the theories and themselves. Amanda and Imani, two of the four female recruits, organized a small circle and welcomed Houdini into it, binders and books surrounding them.
"I think we should stick together. We all seem to have a good set of skills and good heads on our shoulders," Amanda smiled, glancing over at the group of three men.
"I think they're all former Marines. That's why they found themselves so easily," Imani commented, shaking her head.
"Well, let's get reading. I'd feel better getting a chunk of this work out of the way," Houdini smiled, opening her own copies as the other women agreed.
--
Whiskey, speeding along in the Silver Pony, noted some odd markings on his map along with some curious radio chatter. Something about 'Eden's Gate' continuously repeated, as if a warning. He quickly called it in before being given the command from headquarters to turn back; the phrase seemed questionable according to the few in the command station. It pinged a few searches with even more questionable material; Whiskey hummed to himself as a chill slipped down his spine.
"Good t'know, folks. Be sure to send Champ this info. Whiskey, out."
--
Ginger watched from the control room, tapping away at her clipboard. It was past dinner, and many of the agents were winding down in their beds. The day seemed to take a toll on them, meaning it was nearly time.
--
"Champagne, sir, we've got a message for you pertaining the work you sent Agent Whiskey out for?" One of the radio comms said, paging in from the control tower.
"Go ahead."
"We're clearing him for landing now. We tried to reach you earlier, but that Montana business is much messier than expected. Key phrase 'Eden's Gate' popped up over radio chatter multiple times. Seemed better to return than to engage in their airspace."
"Keep him away from the training center. That is an order."
--
"Ginger, we've got a situation --" Champ had paged in just as the water began to rise. Most recruits were asleep, some with their arms and legs hanging off the edge of the bed.
All vitals appeared on one of the larger screens, beeping away happily. It was important to monitor Houdini's, given her role in tonight's production. Ginger ignored Champ's page as she watched carefully, waiting for the water to safely and completely rise before responding.
The water had reached the bottom of the mattress as the speed doubled. No one had reacted yet, many still fast asleep.
The door to the control room swung open and Whiskey wandered in, helmet under his arm. "Well, seems to me I'm gettin' a good show tonight!"
Ginger slammed end on the pager and snapped around. "What are you doing back? You know you shouldn't be in here."
"Seems that our Montana problem is a bit bigger than expected. Works out better this way, now I can get a show before dinner! Where's Houdini? She should really see this for herself. Girl's lucky she never..." Whiskey dropped his helmet, staring at the screen where he saw Houdini's name and picture along with normal vitals.
"Ginger, what in the fuckin' hell is Houdini doing on this monitor?" His tone was harsh, sharp against the soft waves of the rising water.
"Whiskey, I told you, you can't be in here..." Ginger warned.
"Ginger, you best not be playing any fuckin' games with me." His heart was pounding, matching the rate of Houdini's on the screen as she jolted upright, water up to her neck.
"Whiskey, listen --" Ginger pleaded, trying to pull his attention away from the window and the screens. "Listen to me. Everything is fine, this is just routine and you know that --"
"Don't you fucking do this! Stop the water right now. She can't be in there, she --"
"Jack."
He was getting frantic, pressing his hands to the glass, looking for any signs of his girl.
The water was rising up faster, soon swallowing the room up. The recruits struggled, and many only looked out for themselves as they swam towards the mirror. Houdini felt her own panic rise as she took one last breath, head bobbing against the ceiling before the room was completely filled.
"Damn it! Give the controls to me, Ginger. I'm getting Laura out of there."
"No, you're not." The Quartermaster replied sternly, watching as Houdini was left on the other side of the room, her leg tangled in the sheets as she tried to swim away.
Her hair had fanned out around her, dark and inky as Jack watched in absolute horror, unable to stop anything from happening. Houdini's vitals slowed, a cue for Ginger to prepare the draining system. No one managed to break the mirror, which would have dropped them into a smaller holding room; surprising, given a few of the recruits and their skills.
Jack clenched his fists so hard, his knuckles turned white.
Not again.
He couldn't watch the one he loved fade away - but he couldn't turn from the window. His upper lip twitched and he nearly bit the inside of his cheek off as the water level slowly dropped, Houdini's body floating back down. Jack felt sick to his stomach, watching as the recruits realized she had been drowned, and knowing that they did nothing did not help their case as prospective agents. He would have rushed in and grabbed Laura if he knew Ginger wasn't waiting with the tranquilizer hidden in their watches... instead, he kicked the lone chair across the room, leaving a dent in the wall.
“Fuck!”
"You can meet her in the medical wing," was all Ginger said before leaving the room.
