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Y/N, reading a questionnaire: "Are you dead?"

Childe, cheerfully and with no hesitation: Spiritually? Why, yes!

Xiao, coming back from cleansing monsters around Liyue: Internally.

Zhongli, sipping his tea: Legally.

Hu Tao, popping up from nowhere: Did I hear someone mention the dead?! We have a 2 for 1 sale going on right now!!

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Childe, talking about the other harbingers: I met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Y/N, looking at said harbingers: ... Some of the hottest people too.

Childe: Wait, what?

Y/N: What?

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Y/N taking advantage of the information they know

Y/N: Compliment me.

Scaramouche: Hell no.

Y/N: I will tell the Tsaritsa your location.

Scaramouche: ... You have eyes.

Childe, walking in: Romance is alive.

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Liyue Characters

(Y/N), holding a kamera: Every nation(friend group) should have...

[ pointing towards Zhongli ] : A substitute parent figure cause Celestia knows how much we need one.

[ pointing towards Keqing ] : A mean bisexual.

[ pointing towards Ningguang ] : An even MEANER lesbian.

[ pointing towards Ganyu ] : She/theys

[ pointing towards Xiao ] : He/theys

[ pointing towards Xingqiu ] : An astrology nerd who has everyone’s birth charts memorized.

(Y/N), grabbing ahold of Xiao who was trying to teleport away: and a ✨ Short King ✨

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IF CELLPHONES WERE A THING IN TEYVAT:

Dottore: That is why you should all stop completely destroying ruin guards so that I can actually study the-!!

Childe's phone, in the middle of the harbinger meeting: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE. IT'S ABOUT POWER. WE STAY HUNGRY. WE DEV-

Childe: Whose phone is tha- OH. ( quickly scrambles to mute his phone while laughing nervously ) Silly traveler ╱ y/n ! Messing with my stuff- HAHA- What a prankster-!!

Everyone else in the meeting: ...

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(Y/N): Oh sorry, I thought I saw a hilichurl- Childe, out of nowhere: Do you .. love me too?

(Y/N), deadpanning at him: Excuse me?

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Thoma, enthusiastically: Dating tip!! Give your 'lucky someone' some kind of vegetable for a gift on your date. When they ask you what they're supposed to do with it, say that they won't do anything but instead, you'll cook it for them later!! Now you've secured yourself a reason to meet with them again!!

(Y/N), smugly smiling: It's me, I'm the lucky someone.

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