#( lady. )

[adamhunter91]

[epsilonhybrid]

college proffesor showing a fully ai generated video essay. i need her fired

[dark-kanova]

MerVon for May

[jessiesjaded]

Nothin says friday night like my brother offering to hang the washing bc my mum was complaining and she said he wouldn't "do it properly" and then I was like well I can do it and she implied I also don't hang the washing properly but it only dries because it's a "hot day" (where literally just leaving winter so lol also my decade plus of dried washing didnt happen i guess??) so I went says the person who doesn't know how to stack the dishwasher and then she got all offended like ???? Firstly, you do stack it evilly, all the cutlery in the first cutlery holder thingy- evil. Secondly, YOU STARTED IT ???

[weedass]

HELP MY MOMS CRYING THAT IM NOT ANTIVAX LMAOOO

[dumbassroyalty]

Here’s an obligatory Valentine’s Day post because I’m a cheesy fuck and why not Anyway. This is my boyfriend @boozeysdad on our date today. I like to think we found each other when we both needed someone to help us out the most. I’ve convinced him to kiss me so many times in so many places since the charity kiss event at NYE and I’m so thankful because he is a surprisingly good kisser and I wonder why I didn’t try it sooner because we’ve known of each other for like 20 years and I’ve been really missing out?? Then again if you told me 20 years ago that I’d be kissing the shortest of all the emos I’d laugh in your face. DESPITE that he’s become a quick constant in my life and I want him to be that constant for a long time to come. And I hope I can be the same for him. so even if you give me the stink eye practically every hour on the hour or shake your head whenever I do something a guy my age shouldn’t be doing, Frank, I hope that this is the first valentine’s day of many that we get to spend together xoxo

[atcraxia-blog]

A long time ago they knew her as 'little snake'. She was not to be trusted, because even when you thought you had her, she was squeezing the life out of you. Manipulative and calculating, no opponent was worthy.