#((source: xkcd))

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *wrestling something into a box*

Bruce: What are you doing?

Jason: Making the world a better place, starting with my eBay feedback page.

[later]

The Joker, heavily maimed, writing his review: Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.

[luke-and-leia-the-cats-not-jedi]

Happy Common Misconceptions Day to all who celebrate! (which should be everyone...)

https://xkcd.com/843/

[incorrect-star-allies]

Taranza: What you have to remember is, relationships aren’t easy.

Susie: Yeah, fair.

Taranza: They’re hard. They require constant work. A relationship is a job.

Magolor: I guess...

Taranza: It’s a challenge that feels overwhelming. It’s a crushing burden.

Susie: Um.

Taranza: A relationship is a grueling ordeal.

Susie: Who are you trying to convince, exactly?

Magolor: Yeah, are you okay?

Taranza: I’m FINE! This is NORMAL!

[vigilantsycamore]

Weiss: I've never told anyone this before

Weiss: I know I shouldn't

Weiss: But I feel like I can trust you

Weiss: My one-time code is 263827

Ruby: *gasp*

[sararasx3]

girl version

boy version

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Hunter: Are you going to bed? Tech: I can't. This is important. Hunter: What? Tech: Someone is wrong on the holonet.

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Cyrus: It was I who summoned Dialga and Palkia to reset the universe. Lucas: You mean “it was me”. You’re following an archaic grammar rule. Cyrus: ...It was ME who summoned- Mars: No, Master Cyrus, an archaic tone is appropriate here. The sentence sounds- Cyrus: It was I who- Lucas: Come on, the accusative case is fine. Nominative pronouns are- Cyrus: IT ME Cyrus: I SUMMONED DIALGA AND PALKIA Everyone: Mars: Master Cyrus, please never say that again.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Caine: You assumed? You know what happens when you assume—

Ming: I don’t. Yet you’re confidently asserting that I do.

Caine: Oh. Hm.