#(anyways)

[occudo]

Guess who finished the Project Hail Mary book and rewatched the movie?

[my-2nd-account]

One night after a tough game, JJ convinces Shane to go to a bar with the rest of the team. He tried to turn him down bc he's beat and just wants to go to his hotel room and get some sleep before an early flight tomorrow, but JJ had already anticipated this and got Hayden in on it so he wouldn't let Shane into the room. They end up going to the nearest bar they find "Come on Cap just an hour or two and we'll let you go it's right around the corner" and said bar happens to have a mechanical bull riding machine (no clue where these exist in Canada just dw bout it). Shane's competitive ass sees everyone there including his teammates fail miserably, so he decides to give it a shot to show them how it's done. Everyone is like haha until my boy is up there and lo and behold Captain Hollander is... really fucking good at bull riding? They all know Shane never half asses anything in his life but where the fuck did he learn to ride like this!? And Shane deadpans "It's about balance and relaxing your hips to move in rhythm with the movement instead of fighting it" and everyone's like ok sure??? Anyways, someone in the bar is a hockey fan and recognizes Shane and takes a video of him bull riding. In less than 15 minutes the clip is blasted all over social media and everyone is collectively losing their shit over Hollander wearing a backwards cap moving his hips in a way no human should be allowed to and riding like his life depends on it under dim sexy red lighting.

Cut to Ilya Rozanov hundreds of miles away up at 3 in the morning almost breaking his phone screen from how hard he's gripping it after replaying the 7 second clip for the 200th time and he's never been more hard in his life.

And he's the only one who knows where Shane Hollander learned to ride.

#not his first rodeo

[sunnyrmrez]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with actually addressing his lil brother emotions

[http-tempted]

[lyxchen]

Byler kiss that would have saved the world <3

Bonus: Mike without the hat :>

Also I have a bunch of close ups under the cut <33

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[rosieletwst]

Are We Friends? - Yuu

Featuring: Heartslabyul boys!

Mentioned: Gn!Yuu or just you tbh. Is implied that all the boys have a crush on you :3

Other dorms: Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia (finally completed)

Context: This is after book 7 when things are normal again. Ofc y'all are friends. (No spoilers ofc)

Ace♥️

Deuce♠️

Cater♦️

Trey♣️

Riddle🌹

Aight, imma try to finish The rest.

Yours truly, Rosie.