I've just used conditioner in my hair for the first time in about a month and a half, having been using my 4-in-1, and now I'm like a freshly groomed poodle. Full Poof.
So, obviously, I thought about how insane Nik would go after John's first proper shower after an op. Not in the barracks, but at home, using all the Nice Shit Nik stocks their bathroom with because he's a man of class. John uses the shampoo, the bodywash, the conditioner; floral, expensive. Of course he tidies up his beard a bit and slaps on some aftershave to deal with the raw bubbling of his sensitive skin, but once he towels off and gives the hairdryer a quick blast, he's just...
Full Fluffy Price.
Nik practically vibrates as he waits in their bed, immediately running his hands all over John's body when he climbs in, savouring the downy softness of his body hair, the warmth of his skin but, above all, the fluffiness of his hair and beard. Nuzzling, kissing, burying his face in it, practically rumbling with satisfaction as he indulges in the ultimate sensory pleasure of a freshly groomed and fluffy SAS captain.
John's not at all emasculated by this process. Nope. Nuh-uh.
