.eighty-four. #myshane is a BITER‼️



#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman


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.eighty-four. #myshane is a BITER‼️
Sadly, as any cat parent can tell you, this is all too true.
Credit to @thatsbelievable for this universal truth.
My headcanon is that their love(hate) language is sending or showing each other memes
okay but i'm laughing about the idea of jaskier surviving an encounter with a sphynx PURELY by arguing that he is NOT wrong
putting that college degree to WORK arguing
it's not even about saving his life after a certain point
it's PURELY about winning for the principle of the thing
geralt shows up after SPRINTING there only to find the sphynx pounding her head against the ground BEGGING jaskier to stop. fine. FINE. it's a draw!! okay!! she can see your perspective!! fine!! she'll call it a truce!!
meanwhile jaskier gets hauled over geralt's shoulder and is shouting as he's carried away because anD ANOTHER THING-
Same energy
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James and Regulus: *kiss in the Great Hall*
Sirius: *slams hands on table and stands* JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER!
James: yes, Pads?
Sirius: GET YOUR GRUBBY, STICKY HANDS OFF MY BABY BROTHER!
James: why are you like this??
Sirius: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH YOUR LIPS NEAR MY BROTHER, YOU TRAITOR!
James: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT US TOGETHER!
Sirius: *gasps* c'mon, Prongs, just let me have this :(
James: yeah, alright
Sirius: YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS!
Regulus: *sits down at the Slytherin table* I don't know them
Sirius: THREE!
Remus: *sighs exasperatedly and fondly*
Sirius: TWO!
Peter: *has been recording the entire thing (don't ask where he got a video camera that works in Hogwarts, he can't tell you or he'll have to kill you)*
Sirius: ONE!
James: *kisses Regulus and then sprints while laughing*
Sirius: *chases him, holding back laughter* GET YOUR FURRY BEHIND BACK HERE!