#*anything*

[trappedinacomputer]

Bad: "what do I have to do to get the Keepers to give me a 100% XP boost.... Keepers, have I ever told you how beautiful your eye-face-holes are?~ ...Keepers, have I ever told you how big your muscles are?~ Keeeeppeeerrssss"

[getal-the-twilek]

Anyone please talk to me.

I don’t care what it is, just something.

[rawliverandgoronspice]

also, since the Madness has taken me and we're talking about totk again: I was so !!!!! when I noticed there was now a well in Kakariko (how could there not be a well in Kakariko with wells now overtaking Hyrule), and then I went down the well, and there were vague suggestions of red spots on the wall that might have been blood if you squint and go in with your OoT brain in overdrive mode, and to me that's kind of yet another case of the game committing to easter eggs rather than any attempt at characterization, and at this point in my playthrough I was done being disappointed, but. I was disappointed regardless.

[werebutch]

If I don’t have friends this time next year I will probably kms

[ineffablelunatic]

Hear me out: a ghosts Christmas episode titled Many Happy Returns. The blurb is something along the lines of "There's more than one new arrival at Button House." Alison's baby is born and Havers returns as a ghost

[forcearama]

And look, I know I said this a handful of weeks ago already (if you didn't want to see me say the same things over and over, I don't know why you're here) but the thing that is getting me the most about all this secrecy around release dates is that I need my damn Obi-Wan Hype Cycle, OK?

I have waited THIS LONG for this stupid show, and it struck me this morning that like...if it DOES actually come out on, for example, May 4th or whatever...that's less than 3 months away! The show is only 6 episodes! Whether it airs sometime in May, or even if it's in June, either way in something like 18 to 20something weeks, it could all already be OVER FOREVER. I need my Official Poster! My social media posts where they just post a picture of his dramatic silhouette and everyone loses their damn mind! My date announcement! My teaser trailer, and full trailer! Behind the scenes sizzle reel clips! I need late night talk shows and magazine articles and ads on buses and billboards! I want to savor it all, because once it's over, IT'S OVER, and then I'm left with what? This horrid fandom? Left to sit here with the inevitable "that one episode was pointless"/"it had too much of this character"/"it had not enough of that character"/"it was too nice to the Jedi"/"it was too mean to the Jedi"/"ruined the character"/"ruined my life" discourse that I will be made to suffer through for the rest of eternity???

As I've said, this time is supposed to be THE BEST TIME. The show hasn't done anything to piss anyone off yet (though God knows some people are really looking for reasons to be pissed off already, sigh), and all we have is stuff to look forward to. I just need them to start the marketing so that I can enjoy every single thing in the run-up to the premiere before everything takes its Traditional Turn For The Worse. If they wait until like a month before it airs to even tell us when it's happening, and all of my excitement has to get crammed into a mere handful of weeks, I'm going to be so sad.

[jacklyn-flynn]

Much like Varric, Bull also loves a bushy bush. And, a clean shave. Also, shapes, patches, strips or arrows. Sometimes patterns. Anything really....