➝ Bones characters as this audio.
Booth: Oh, we’re like a big, happy family! And, I’m the dad, and Bones is the mom!
Brennan: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Zack: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son, but I’m not. I’ll be the gay, emo cousin.
Sweets: I will be the son! The hotshot whose only dream.. is to be a star.
Hodgins: I feel like I’d be a fresh-out-of-jail uncle.
Angela: And I’m the sassy aunt who talks shit about everybody.














