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[kalivasquez]

No inquiries. Just here to thank you for the outstanding work on the comic. It makes my day every time it updates. :)

[kings-out-of-pocket-hell]

So

Fuck spectrum and scarlet I guess

[bunny-jpeg]

i've had a horrid idea in my head, don't look at me! (maid!reader feat. soap & ghost)

so basically

you get hired through the cleaning service that you work for, to help keep a house outside the city nice and clean. you are a bit confused why whoever hired you needed a maid who lived over two hours away. but, you were assured that it would be worth it and shuffled off.

you thankfully only had two go twice a week, mondays and wednesdays with your day off in the middle. the pay was above standard, pictures of the home were shown, along with profiles of the owners.

simon riley and john mactavish. they were army men who wouldn't be at the house as much as most customers. which was a relief. this was not however the case, as the more you spent coming over the house to clean, the more they seemed to be around.

the blond one with the face scars was simon and the burnette with the mohawk and the scottish accent was johnny (he made you call im johnny). it would taken several months before they made the first move.

it started with johnny brushing up against your backside while he was in nothing but pajama pants. his erection against you.

then the snowstorm happened. you were about the go home, determined to drive when the snow came down in heaps. the snowflakes were almost as big as a two pence coin.

you ended up staying, and johnny brought out the whisky! he told you it was the good stuff from the highlands as he served you a healthy glass. it still burned like a bastard when it went down, the disgusted face you made caused the other two men to laugh. when you tried to use the bathroom you heard simon's voice ring out, "oh, there she goes!". as the snow hit the ground outside, you got drunk with your customers.

which then resulted in coy kisses, followed by loud fucking in simon's room. it had the bigger bed but it didn't matter because your hands and knees ached by the of the night. as did the back of your throat (you couldn't talk the morning after) and your pussy (you sat in weird positions to ease the pain for a week after).

simon and johnny were bullies to you sexually. you were twisted like a pretzel as both men just fucked you without abandon. you were left gasping and it didn't help that it turned you on too! you were such a bad maid, but it was hard to believe yourself when both men grumbled your praises as they moved you once more to get at just the right angle.

you tried to give the appearance of keeping it professional, but when you ended up back at work your boss told you that simon and john needed more help before their deployment, so she had moved your customers to other maids.

your priority was to help those men anyway you could! "they're serving our country! they need as much as they can before they leave once more!"

it wouldn't take long before you pretty much moved your life into their home. when you called the resign from your job at the maid agency, johnny was between your legs while you were sitting on the kitchen counter. your free hand was in his mohawk, yanking on the strands. he had spent all morning encouraging you to quit your job, which mean being laid out behind you with his hand down the front of your panties. his calloused fingers rubbing your clit until you were practically yelping from the overstimulation!

one night when you were "helping them" simon was gone for several hours and came back with boxes of your stuff. everything was put in neatly, when you tried to ask why he simply said, "you can't be wearing our civvies forever." (as if the two men weren't going to buy you clothes or anything else you needed). but it was nice to have some stuff with you. you never asked how he got into the apartment though.

sometimes the boys will still play maid with you. johnny liked it when he got to push up the skirt of the maid's dress you were wearing and simon liked when he got to tear the garter under the skirt right off. johnny's cock was soon balls deep in your while simon licked your clit.

paycheck wasn't necessary anymore, not while you were living with them full time. living in the city was nice, you would always cherish your time in it! but it was a lot nicer being sandwiched between two burly men who would capture the sun and the moon and serve it to you on a silver platter. <3

[tommo-tiz]

I really love all of the Wels love recently

Keep in coming........ It feeds my withering soul....

[xzazu2002]

<3

[date-everything-hcs]

i have no idea if you do x reader but maybe chubby reader x Hanks headcanons ? They're my scrimblos <3

I DO do x reader stuff!

*cracks knuckles* OKAY

Okay to start off-- idk how true this really is, but there's this like----- thing?? of gym rat dudes being really into chubby/bigger girls/partners??

NOW IDK IF THAT'S WHOLY TRUE, but that's def the vibe these guys are giving

I know they're not gym rat gym rats but YE

They def are VERY down for a fuller figure/build

maybe a little too down in some cases *coughcoughHANK3coughcough*

But yeah, Hank 3 has never been one to hide his horny

and the others agree but also like DUDE be chill

I feel like they def would get you a jump suit just to see you in it though

they're also like--- a weird mix of excited to help you with your gear but also a little shy to touch you??

unfortunately it is giving that 'once you're bigger every part you show is considered obscene' vibes but like--- they DO NOT mean it like that

their just really flustered and their mind starts racing and-- unlike a CERTAIN HANK they ARE trying to keep it chill

YOU'RE JUST REALLY SOFT AND CUTE AND THEY WANNA TOUCH YOU BUT THEY DON'T WANT IT TO BE WEIRD

Love love LOVE a cuddle with you, either in a group or individually

So I wrote somewhere in my headcanons that Hank 1 is like-- the strongest of the Hanks and would really like a bigger s/o if only so he can regularly pick them up as both a flex and flirt

so like-- be prepared to be bridal carried by Hank 1 I guess

Honestly this might turn into a power lift the plus one (they are the Hanks and you're their plus one)

After they get permission of course

Rule number 1: Ask the cutie before you touch the booty

SPEAKING OF TOUCHING THE BO--

Yeah looping back to group hugs and cuddle sessions, you're def gonna wake up covered in Hanks

If at any point one of the Hanks catches you on a self hate roller coaster about your size, they will consider it a challenge and their personal duty to drown out those voices and make you feel confident

Hank 1 brings out the flex n flirt to run distraction-- scooping you up and grabbing all of your attention; showering you lots of love and compliments

Hank 4 kinda-- finds a weird way to be near you (he can not sit in a chair right and sometimes skips the chair all together to sit on the floor) and just stares up at you all smiley and refuses to hide it or turn it off until you're blushing-- if you talk at him he only responds with "hehe, you're cute :)"

Hank 5 pulls a romcom movie move and comes up behind you, holding you close and looking at you lovingly as he kisses up your neck and whispers sweet nothings in your ear

Hank 2 tries to play it coy, but he does ask what you were thinking about and takes your hands as he listens-- he's honestly just a sympathetic listener when the time calls for it-- then he gives you his two cents on the matter (which is usually some version of 'you're hot and I love you' admittedly)

Hank 3 turns the flirting up to 10000 and might get a little handsy if you let him (low key planning to flirt and/or potentially fuck the self hatred out of you)

Also if you ever need clothes modified, Hank 1's got you-- he's surprisingly very good at sewing (how else would he later figure out the perfect parachutes for dogs???) (Hank 2 and 5 also know a bit of sewing, but they can't adjust clothes like Hank 1, they can just patch stuff up)

I was about to say Hank 3 is often staring, but frankly-- all of them are kinda low key staring-- Hank 3's just got no shame about it

Just letting you know now, if you flirt with any of the Hanks, they WILL be putty in your hands-- use this power for good

The Hanks as a collective fully believe that love has no size and they are also not cowards that are afraid of a plus sized s/o

[tmrrwppl]

I did a Clari outfit.

I can feel @indiegossipisms waking up out of a dead sleep to scream about Clari's clothing.