#*shots fired*)

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

not to be a viper or whatever but given that this really does seem to be the met gala of invite lists in terms of breadth and scope it's gonna make whoever didn't get invited even more striking

[drhalepitt]

Would you rather have to wear a clown nose every day or wear clown shoes every day?

❝ Ally , babes , you've seen my ex-boyfriends—I wore a clown nose every day I was with them . I'll take the nose , it's familiar , so I don't trip over those big ass shoes into another clown's arms . ❞

[hamalicious-soup]

got all the linework done for the next part of Laurens's Escape and I'm sure everyone will be happy to know the reprieve from angst will be coming to a close! 😊 Don't worry, nobody dies.

[mattsmurdocks]

my facing thinking about keishin ukai: 🙂

my thoughts: I WILL COOK. AND I WILL CLEAN. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. I WILL GO DOWN ON MY KNEES, I BEG. JUST FUCK M-

[ask-the-dank-ass-creeps]

Frankie, if Will and LJ are so annoying why don't you move out?

Franki huffed as he leaned back in his chair and crossed one leg over the other. “Me? Move? Ha! I was here first. I ain’t goin’ nowhere. If anythin’ those bozos should move.”

[danielsbransonx]

"🐑 Let me hear it, Lincoln Logs!" *Cause you know... cabin by the lake?*

“How about seedless wonder.”*because you’ll never have natural kids*

[faceofabotticelliangel]

symphonyforadevil replied to your post:Sometimes I still think of him, though surely he...

I suppose that you can take comfort in the fact that he no longer thinks of you, given the fact that he’s a bunch of dirt now.

I do. At least he is of use to the planet.