I am spinning a self-indulgent pirate au just because i think the horror squad would have a lot of fun being a tiny crew that still manages to be enough of a menace to get the goddamn navy on their asses. and yet they are never caught
Every time someone asks who the captain is they give a different answer. It takes people far too long to realize this. this causes a few accusations of misogyny and/or racism to fly when some people insist one is the captain in front of people who were told it was one of the others. the three of them are greatly enjoying the chaos
They have a deceptively small ship, and unless their target is also a very small one, they sneak aboard at night and steal as many shinies (and often food) as they can, and killing whoever's awake. maybe a few of the ones who are sleeping (usually people of higher ranks) if they're feeling extra chaotic. Then they leave. They have a hideout on a little island not too far from the mainland, where they keep all their treasure. they got a piano there somehow and frankly they're still not sure how they managed it, but it's their most prized possession just by virtue of how hard it was to move the fucking thing. they also have a violin and guitar and play together pretty often.
Their hideout also has a hidden bunker with their most important shinies (and less shiny treasures. like the goddamn piano) are kept, and if they see a ship approaching they'll just go hide in their. They'll grab as much as they can from the main area, because they don't want all of their hard-earned shinies to just be stolen from them, but a few bits of treasure are a small price to pay for their freedom and lives. They never leave enough in the main area for anyone to figure out its them, so most people don't look too hard for secret hiding spots.
I was going to have Kevin be a parrot but now I’m considering some kind of sea monster. Something that looks like it wouldn’t be intelligent but he very much is and enjoys helping his mortal friends out. Possibly they feed him some of the people who have the misfortune of being awake when they board in the middle of the night to steal stuff. Not sure if he should be like a leviathan tho or something smaller that can maybe come hang out with them on their island. Maybe their bunker has underwater access. The exist is too far for a human to swim, but Kevin can pop in whenever no problem. He chills and sometimes even sings with them when they play
I started working on a Heroforge thing for Pluto last night but unfortunately I’m At Work so the full set will have to wait 😔