I'ma kick Daichi's bday off with a couple of HCs about his cock. I'm not pulling any punches, not holding back so leggooooo...
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Okay let's get one thing straight from jump...Daichi got a FAT cock. Like, bruh. I just know he does. He exudes bde everywhere he goes it just follows him around. Shit might as well be his shadow. Like. Daichi's got a cloud of big dick energy like Pigpen's got his cloud of dirt. Allow me to illustrate:
Like it's so thicc that even if you don't like sucking dick, you wanna suck it bc it just gives you an appetite. Yo, I'm a vegetarian and my mouth starts watering in spite of itself. Daichi's dick is a whole ass slab of meat. You don't know how that mf is gonna fit in your mouth but you take one for the team and buy some chapstick for the inevitable cracked corners of your lips.
I don't think he's even that long. Like maybe average length? But jfc that girth will bring you to your knees.
He will dead ass slap your thighs apart with his heavy cock when he crawls between your legs.
And the head of his cock is so sensitive. That mf is almost the size of your fist, but even so much as brush up against it when he's hard and he will have to choke down a whimper. Daichi's not going to allow it often, but if he's worked up enough and you're in a place where he's pretty sure no one will see, he'll let you rub his cockhead through his pants until he cums in his boxers, aaaaand...
There's always so much cum. His semen is thick and white and powerful! Has to be for him to have such heavy fucking balls. If he has his cock out when he jerks off in bed, he has to put his hand over it at the last second or his first spurts of cum will hit the headboard behind him. He'll never tell you about it, but his cum has accidentally landed in his open mouth more than once. He has also swallowed more than once. 👀
Hates fucking wearing condoms. Even the Magnums are too restricting for him. So yo ass better be on birth control or you're gonna have to yell at him to pull out.
He's not gonna like that tho. He'll pull out, but not before swearing with a furrowed brow. "Mmfuck baby! Feels so good, just wanna cum inside you."
Even if you've been together for 20+ years, adjusting to his size when he first pushes inside you is going to be a thing. Idc how turned on and wet you are, or how many of his babies you've had, when I tell you Daichi's got a Thicc Ass Cock™...it's not something you get "used to". No matter what he's put your pussy through, it'll always snap back such that he'll have to put you through your paces again and again and again. I would tell you to invest in some lube, only you're not going to fucking need it bc he'll serve your pussy like it's a fucking buffet. Non. Fucking. Stop.
Oh, he doesn't shave or trim. He's a fucking man and his black pubes are going to be glistening with your slick before you can say...well anything. Goddamnit.
What else, if anything, do y'all want to know about Daichi's cock?
Happy New Years. Here’s the audio of tonight’s show. 3 HOURS of me behind the turntables throwing down tech house, deep house, minimal, dub techno, and more.
Tracklist
Edan - Drop Some Smooth Lyrics
Edan - Drop Some Smooth Lyrics (Instrumental)
Filter - Running Away
Marvin Dash - Liquid Strings
Aaliyah - One In A Million (Acapella)
The Phantasy - U See That
Dream_E - Love Mixxed
Fred Everything - Brothers & Sister
Brian Harden - Suede Keys
Sade - Haunt Me (DJ Sneak dub)
Brett Dancer - Motion Sensor
Fresh & Low Productions - Especiale (Snap on Dub)
C.K - Be Yourself
Diva Convention - Never Leave You Lonely (Stoned Dub Factor)
Fred P. - Of The Cloth
Aril Brikha - Sensual Disguise
Enrico Mantini - Taking Me Over
Taslo Valve - Resume
Club Genius - Club Genius
Unknown Artist - Thoughts (Unknown Series)
Makam - Aimé_Untitled1
Active Surplus - Yaye
RWN - Caracole
Art Motiv - Voyage
Harrison BDP - Invisible In The Dark
Escape Artist - Designer Reality
Niles Cooper - Another Earth
lan Pooley - My Anthem (Plant Life Mix 2 by Robert Hood)
