#15th year

[superinvisiblexgirl]

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not // January 23, 2006

[deadscottblog]

Dear diary

Send me “Dear Diary” and I’ll share a single paragraph out of my muse’s diary for every one I receive.(you’ll love this)

July 8  four pm 

So today I tricked this dumbass out of 16 dollars talk about a guy with no brains.  at first he just barged over interrupting a moment  of my personal alone time to ask, “HEY MR!.  You look really cool and stuff can you teach me to be a man?” 

I was going to tell him to buzz off but then  I got an idea.  I  sold him my pubes.. this fucking. .dumb. .  kid.  bought my pubes. HAH . The best part he had a look of pure joy on his face yelling ,  “YAY! I’m gonna show my friends  I’m a man thanks Scott you’re the coolest..  “ Then he rode off as his baby bike  like a nerd.  

Sure his comments were flattering but gaining 10 bucks was a sweet deal.   At least it was until that brat came back bugging me to get it back. . Doesn’t he know there are no take backs its survival of the smartest and he’s dumber than the Dodo Bird . 

July 8   11: 00  pm

Could have walked away with a loss of 10 but nope he kept coming back he was just asking for me to fuck with him and boy was it fun. . the look in his eyes as I burned that money after making him dance. . Pure ecasty 

 but I hope he leaves me alone now he was such a pain in the ass and I don’t care to see his fat ugly face  again anytime soon.

July 9  4:00 PM

I get to see Radiohead tonight on a big projector I’m so excited. .  I hope he doesn’t ruin it for me I dunno I think he’s up to something ..since he told me about it. .yes he is def up to something.. .

July 9 10:00  pm

Poor Porky Pig never learns that he is dealing with a  genius! Recording his voice over Radiohead how desperate can you be? Luckily I kept hidden cameras to protect our house from perverts /robbers ..     He won’t be bothering me again. .   I think  its over.  

I sure hope so doesn’t this kid have a  life outside of bothering me? I have a life I have homework hell I just want to play some video games tonight. 

July 10  angry scribbles

FUCK! I  hope this is the end I’m sick of that little shit wanting to sick a pony on me? How fucking pathetic can you get ?   And since when can ponys eat wieners , i thought they were vegetarians.    . I’m going to spend the night at a friends house  I don’t think he knows where they life and I ‘m sick of him bothering me.. doesn’t he know he’s coming off like a deranged stalker?

July 11 8:00 am 

I DID IT! I came up with the most amazing plan to take care of that ugly piggy once and for all .      I put pubes.. in his chili.. from every kid in town (:    he’ll probably get sick and die.. hopefully.  Harsh sure but if he’s dead he won’t bother me anymore.  I’m sick of this kid he needs to get a life a  life outside of bothering me.  If I had knowing how fucking annoying he was I would have just dumped him in a trash can and sent his ugly ass to Cuba. .

God I hope this ends. . He’ll finally learn to leave me  alone and move on with his miserable existence… plus.. telling him he just ate all those pubes. .is going to be hilarious I’m going to be the most popular kid in town and all the single ladie are going to want a piece of Scott Tenorman.. .. 

 wonder where mom and dad are. . maybe a hotel    they didn’t come home last night..   

oh well doesn’t matter  I guess.. with no parents  I can throw a party to celebrate my victory tonight , can’t wait! 

July 11th  5:00 pm

..   mother and father..  aren’t coming back.. 

with that pony… . fuck..  oh god.. .. what . what have I done!?   

Sobbing

..

[deadscottblog]

Like for a Starter before Scott ate his parents/ Verse based on the song Dollhouse

Summary : .. .  He’s..    Sane.. it might slip a tiny bit he’s mostly sane..  Likes comics/ skateboards/chicks/ his mother/picking on kids/ his friend 

 , hates football, is still a little shit , steals money from third/fourth graders ,  can be aggressive/rough  but that has to be pushed his bullying tactics are more meant fuck with people mentally than physically. . .that’s not to say he wont put some kids in garbage cans ..  

. still loyal to his mom and bitter towards his father .. He  caught his dad making out with bitches a few time and  decided to set up security cameras to catch him in the act.  After confronting him they agreed to a thirty dollar silent agreement , adding on to the 20 he got on his allowance he ended up with 50 bucks and some aggressive  problems.  To bad for him his mom knew his dad was a cheater and Jack/Scott were to stupid to realize this

[stone-cold-groove]

[squealformepiggy-moved]

(Leslie/@allthepeopl3say) “You look exhausted.”

How I look isn't any of your concern you pint sized brat! buzz off I hate children @allthepeopl3say

[ericcartmanmustdiearchived]

"You can tell me what's wrong. I won't judge you."

- @heiditurner

(More Kid verse stuff so we can flesh out their relationship..)

Mothers day.. was a few weeks ago.. and soon it would be fathers day so the boy was doing his best to push away the boiling pain in the pit of his stomach figuring if he just kept ignoring it, maybe it would go fade out.

. but it didn't..

it just kept brewing and tearing at the seams to the point he felt ready to burst barely able to hold himself together.. His lip was quivering as he forced his eyebrows into a I don't care about anything trying to look static and cold..

".. well eric cartman isn't dead that seems pretty wrong. "

He brushed off her concern.. .

.. ".... .do you enjoy being his punching bag? Seriously. I should be asking you what the problem is. Because I'm doing just fine..."

".... your moms bread was stale. "

Of course he took a week to nibble it but that was besides the point... at least he ate a bit of it.. as oppose to throwing it away.. Progress..

@heiditurner

[deadscottblog]

Link: dude it’s just candy. You didn’t have to throw eggs at my house

It was harmless fun

[deadscottblog]

Being popular is what life is all about if you believe otherwise

you’re a loser and not worth talking to just keep walking and continue being a little bitch I’m going to be somebody