1DEDICATION TIME: Shirtless Liam
I've always, always madly wished for Liam to get rid of his shirts (just once) so I could catch a glimpse of what was underneath - because we all know it's got to be spicy.
But I kind of never really thought I'd live to see it. But oh hell, in the last few weeks, there've been plenty of Liam fucking shirtless Payne pictures. Mmm, and how delicious they are. Like seriously, Liam's made to be muscled, his body is made to look like it does. I can't really explain it, but hot damn - as delicious as our other boys look shirtless, Liam's just a new kind of muscled. He used to be a teddy, now he's a big fucking papa bear. You just can't imagine him as a scrawny boy, this is how he's meant to look. Haha
So before we'll all turn into salivating she-wolfs in heat, let's start with something that doesn't really count as shirtless yet. So let's tale a peek, huh?
Hot damn, that trail of hair. Those abs. I am not ok with the fact that he lifted his shirt up to wipe of his sweaty, hot face in order to reveal sweaty, hot skin - on stage. In front of everyone. But damn, if I don't enjoy looking at it...
I mean NAH! That's just mean...
And now, let's witness Liam making the act of putting on a shirt a true sight to behold before unclothing him.
Heh, that's a good start right? Liam - wet, shirtless, smiling adorably...
God, the good ol' days...he's always been ripped, hasn't he?
D'aww - he's smiling so adorably!
And that...well, there's nothing to say, really.
But I'm sorry. Yes, I agree the pics above are muah - utterly delicious - but they're still teddy-staged. Which makes them cute as hell. Whereas the next ones are most definitely fully grown bear material and far from cute. But first, let's take a look at how god-awful mouthwatering our Liam looks getting bear-staged.
I mean, umm, no? What the hell are you thinking making an orgasmic face like that while you're muscles are putting on one helluva show?!
Hot damn. Those arms. And my god, he has such a beautiful profile.
I..no. I wasn't prepared for this picture and I wasn't prepared for the look on his face or how he looks alltogether like wtf he's all concentrated and serious and worked up. And that jump rope which he's gripping tightly really isn't good for my active imagination...
A gif. A freaking moving image of Liam working out. I'm done for. The way the muscles in his back contract whenever he's doing another push-up...
And now that we've witnessed one helluva sexy work out, let's slooowly ease into to the goodness. Liam, will you do the honors?
Like...NO. That was probably the first one that really caught my attention. I mean how could it not? He's all smiley and happy and the sunglasses are doing a good job in making him look badass and then of course there's his birthmark which somehow really does it for me here - just like his collarbones (I mean wtf?!). And did you notice the little dimple underneath his bottom lip? Just over his chin? God help me, it's lovely. Then of course there's his left arm (well, left in our eyes, anyway and yes, I'm focusing on this one only) which is all kinds of nicely muscled - just like his pecs (and the chesthair that goes with 'em is just yum).
This is mostly in here because Payno's grabbing his butt cheeks. And his hair's looking nice as well and of course he's got no shirt on. But mostly the butt cheeks. Yes, the butt cheeks. Butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks. Goddamnit.
Personally, this is where my Liam heart attacks start happening. I mean: great hair, muscled torso, Calvin frickin' Klein boxers and...bulge. Gah.
I don't know what is worse - the view from the side aka "the bulge" or the front view aka "the bear".
I don't know...but these light blue jeans really do it for me. Not to mention the muscles in his back.
And one more. For the blue jeans. They are great, right?
Just...what?! He seems even...bulkier than before.
It's blurry but whatever. This is Liam fucking shirtless Payne we're talking about so who cares.
Even blurrier but like same.
And because the blurry thing seems reoccuring by now: give it up for the Power Ranger! No, but seriously...how does he manage to look hot in a skin tight, bright blue suit thingy?!
And now let's jump full force into fully grown bear stage.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, ok. Keep squinting like that.
Still squinting? Alright, not like I care - because goddamnit all I'm focusing on anyway is that trail of hair...
And now all squinty four of them all in one. Just because it's that good.
I see. The squinting was getting tiring, right? Yeah, I get it. The sunglasses look cool by the w- WAIT. You're...you're not sliding them down right?! Liam stop. Stop it. Seriously. I don't wanna feel your look pierce through me, much less see it and letting it burn me to ashes. Stop- oh goddamnit Liam, you did it! Fuck. You know what's coming next, right? You wanna take a look too, I'm sure. It's gonna be so naughty.
Heh, you're still smiling now, you hunky bear - just you wait.
Not so much smiling any more, are we? Yeah, you know you're hot. Me too. Oh god, me too.
AH.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. NOOOOO. NO. This is...this is all kinds of naughty - it's not even funny. The way he stretches his neck...and his name written all over it - that part's getting to me the most. That - and did you notice his blackened nipples? Yeah, that too. All in all, this just isn't good for neither my eyes nor my heart - or any other of my organs, for that matter. That posture, these muslces and the words written all over him...it's making me think of myself, permanent markers, a shirtless Liam at my mercy (how about hands tied?) and one helluva good time. Bye.
So that was it for the shirtless Liam Payne masterpost. (It was an exhausting one to make, really. Mostly because it's hard to concentrate with pictures like that in front of your eyes...) Hope you enjoyed this little journey. I did.
I figured you gotta stop when things are at the top, right?











