#2pchina

[sparks-and-wires]

May I request 2p China dating hcs??? Reader has just been very sweet to him/understanding and loving despite his problems and he kinda just fell for them.

How would that go?

Sure thing, thanks so much for the request!

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2P China Dating Headcanons

⚕️ He will usually be right to cut off people in your life he deems to be a bad influence due to his intuition. It could be family, friends, past boyfriends, if he gets even a hint of malicious intent from them, you're having a long discussion about it that feels like an intervention. Worst part? He's right, the people he warned you about had bad intentions. No one else usually sets him off, and he's quite cordial with people you surround yourself with otherwise.

⚕️ Jealousy isn't exactly something he really experiences too often unless a person around you has expressed interest in you in some way. Then he's just petty and makes sure they know you're off the market.

⚕️ As it's been stated before, he's EXTREMELY clingy as a romantic partner, to an exhausting point.

⚕️ Will invade your personal space with no thought about it, there isn't a 'normal' day without him pressed against you in some way, usually just sat next to you with his cheek against your shoulder or have his head in your lap like a bored house cat.

⚕️ He's got some bad abandonment issues stemming from his falling out with other countries and his family specifically. Though he's had relationships in the past where women left him after finding out he was a former addict so that didn't help.

⚕️ Early on he overthinks when you're not in his line of sight to the point of giving himself anxiety attacks or makes him feel physically sick. The longer you're with him, the more that these occurances seem to gradually fade away.

⚕️ You'd think one of his love languages would be gifts (it is) due to how many gifts he gives. A lot of them have symbolic meaning attached to them but he's pleased you like them even if you don't really get the underline messages. Flowers, stuffed animals, personalized jewelry, and many other gifts may be sprung on you at anytime.

⚕️ But very early on his purchase history is very heavy to the point where you might want to freeze his credit card. Though this also dies down after he's more situated in the relationship.

⚕️ His love languages are: gifts, quality time, and physical touch.

⚕️ His prior medical knowledge isn't lost on him and he can quite literally take care of you in that regard, it's just hard for other doctors to agree and give you the treatments you need.

⚕️ I'm sorry if you're afriad of bugs, this guy brings them up to you to look at. He still hasn't learned since the time he brought a large house spider up to his last partner and scared the hell out of them. Please tell him which bugs you don't want near you, he will respect it.

⚕️ Very communitive. He's one of the rare type of guys that will actually tell you when you did something to upset them when you're not in public as to not embarrass you in front of other people.

⚕️ The longer you're with him, the more positive he becomes. He'll still be snarky or act like a pain in the ass but there's no bitterness behind it towards other people anymore.

⚕️ The look of his eyes will always become more vibrant when he looks at you, and it's visible to everyone around you.

[mrr4bitt]

[alfredosauce50]

2p! China

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[ask-zhongguo]

new pfp guysss

[2p-hcmaker]

2p! China: *Covered head to toe in Kuromi merch*

2p! China: It's called having taste, Dumbass

[miraidesol]

@amechuqueen

Ready for sleepy time junction? Jkjk

I'll leave the one with and without filter here for ya

[allthingshetalia]

Have you heard of the 2p Bad touch trio? 2p!China, America and Germany? If so do you have any headcanons of them together? Hanging out, just being plain annoying, or how they would get Reader-chan into their trouble?

Of course I’ve heard of them!! This is a hetalia blog lol 😂

That is quite the scary combination

They make meetings slight hell

Especially Germany and America

Like even Oliver has almost lost his temper with them

The BTT honestly isn’t that bad because they know how to calm down but for some reason Germany and America rub off on them and then all hell breaks loose

And China is just well......aggressive

They would end up pulling pranks and y/n would just be in the wrong place at the wrong time and either get blamed for it or become the victim to their prank

The BBT are very close

Germany and America are very close

So China just kinda swings back and fourth between the groups

If he wants a more chill but yet just as fun day he’ll go with the BBT

If he wants an all around chaotic day then he’ll go with Germany and America

They are all very protective of y/n

It’s like they type of relationship where they can make fun of you but as soon as someone else does they will get knocked out

[ask2pblog]

『2Ps invited for dinner with S/O's family, when S/O asks, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" Both and 2p stand up』

(Wrote this from a confusion for my first ask) ーーーーー ➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Fuck.” Al would give a sheepish chuckle, point finger guns at S/O’s dad, and proceed to walk out while still pointing finger guns. Managed to knock over a vase too. The moment he’s at the door, boi would ruN. Poor Al tries to avoid any contact of S/O’s family from now on. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: “Is thAT A BEAR I SEE” There’s no window at the dining room. But that doesn’t stop Matt from claiming he has to protect them. Matt tries to distract S/O’s dad, and says he is an expert at wrestling bears.This is how the man escapes. The whole family is now more concerned about the s/o’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: “I swear the sex is safe” Does not make things better at all. He can no longer keep the act of VirginBoy™. The s/o had to shush François and excuse themselves, both leaving a very furious dad. It took months for François to gain back the family’s trust ➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “o-oh dear, I- um- ” *passes salt to the father* “H-here you go!” Oliver tries to act like a gentleman and “help” the dad on passing the salt. S/O’s father grabbed it, and broke the salt holder for intimidation. Oliver almost passed out of fear at that point. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: out of fear and panic, this man daBS “She said dabbing right?” Poor Xiao, trying to play it off. Doesn’t have enough charm skills to trick S/O’s father, resulting to Xiao receiving a glare.

Dinner continues but with very high tension. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “Ah” Viktor, Viktor, Viktor,,, This gentle giant would freeze, completely towering over S/O’s father. Tries to think of a MatureExplanation™, but can only think of, “I didn’t heard her correctly.” Manages to sit down and dinner continues, but the judging eyes of S/O’s father never left Viktor Viktor immediately left the house when dinner was finished. Now searching up ways on how to fix this. He is still shook. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “haha oh whoops I thought she meant me- oh” Takes Lutz a couple of seconds to realize how fucked he was. Knowing he can’t back out, Lutz grabs S/O’s hand and boOKS IT. He shouts “Thanks for the food!” And jumps through a window. S/O doesn’t follow, just sighs. Lutz had to fix the window, and banned from entering S/O’s house for weeks. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I- um- this- I- SirIAmSoSorry” Starts apologizing profusely that even S/O’s father is concerned. This precious boy manages to pull it off with his apologies, also the fact he almost started crying. Gilen is still accepted into the family, they appreciate his honesty. Smh other 2Ps should take notes. ➖2pAustria/ Roland: “I’m sure your daughter asked for me-” “roLAND” Pray for the S/O, not Roland. He already dug his grave at that point. A smirk still not leaving his face even when kicked out of the house. Suffice to say, he was never invited again. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Oh I though she said Luci?” Have you ever seems a man act so smooth that you can sense desperation? That’s Luciano. Tries to play it off, but every suspicious father never let their guard down. Luciano proceeds to suck the family’s ass whenever he can. Complimenting the food and even the walls. Someone help him. They let Luciano stay for the sake of shutting him up. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “I must misheard! I thought S/O meant- um- Have I ever told you how your outfit is amazing?” Similar to his brother, he tries to be smooth. And change the topic. His knees gave out under the stare of S/O’s father

Flavio still hasn’t resurfaced from under the table. S/O’s father is not impressed. ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Ah, I forgot daddy meant father” Pretends that he hasn’t fully learned English. Lmao why you always lyin’ . S/O also tried to convince her father that Kuro hasn’t fully know English.

Kuro’s politeness throughout dinner saved him, but S/O’s father is curious on how Kuro mistook daddy for the word “Friend". Lmao who am I kidding, no one believed that lie. ➖2pSpain/ Andrés: proceeds to grab the salt, pass it, and sit down Andrés gives no fuck at that point. Continues to eat his meal while trying his best not to swear under the glare of S/O’s father. S/O is covering her face and wants to disappear right there.

After the silent meal, Andrés and S/O’s father exchanged handshakes. Andrés’s hand broke as bones cracking can be heard.