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2p spain dating headcanon!

Nelly, this guy is so stressed out fr...

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2P Spain Dating Headcanons

🧪 He isn't public about being in a relationship, sure you can tell your friends and family, but he's going to ask you to not post it on social media. Surely you can understand that working as a cop makes a lot of enemies who would see that and get some funny ideas.

🧪 Like I mentioned before, he's not emotionally unavaliable he's just super stiff about getting affection from anyone. He's going to be really awkward for a while.

🧪 Once he's comfortable, he's going to use your lap or shoulder as a pillow. He's going to come home from work tired and just collapse right into your lap somedays.

🧪 You're going to have to get used to him wandering around the house at night checking locks when he can't sleep. He's got heavy footsteps but he's too in his own head to know he's even woke you up until you're already in the same room.

🧪 His love languages are: Quality time, acts of service, and physical touch

🧪 He's pretty monotoned during disagreements unless he's already at his breaking point, he doesn't want to scare you by being loud, he just want his point to get through to you.

🧪 Can and will get rid of stalkers the moment he clocks their ass, doesn't really mind if the case he makes isn't clean either. He doesn't want anyone getting close to you with malicious intent.

🧪 Going on roadtrips with him is nice since he knows a lot of hotels you should never stay (drug labs, crime centers, or other illicit activities happen there) at and will put your ass back in the car if you get out to check one of them out.

🧪 He's the type to say 'I love you' only when he thinks or knows you can't hear him, cause it's easier on him that way. If you hear him though, it's best not to make a big deal about it, just say it back so he doesn't feel ten layers of embarrassment.

🧪 The more people see you out with him when he's not working, the more they like you. Of course, most will assume you're just a close friend at first (but you may get free food because of the whole 'A friend of Andres is a friend of mine' mentality.)

🧪 Calming him down is rather easy, all you have to do is rub his shoulders for a few minutes and he'll give you his full attention again.

🧪 He will call a lot more often than he would call you if you're not living together. If you don't call back for a few hours, he showing up at your door to check on you.

🧪 He can get jealous easily, but he only takes it out on the person flirting with you, giving them the signature glare before putting an arm around your waist. If the person still hasn't taken the hint, and you're visbily uncomfortable he'll threaten to arrest them for harrassment. That usually will do the trick.

🧪 He likes the idea of promise rings, and if you get him one, he'll wear it on a chain around his neck, and rarely take it off.

🧪 He's the type who prefer low effort 'stay inside' type of dates, or just to drive around outside of the community lines to see what you might find out there.

🧪 When your out to eat, he'll never let you take a window seat. You can call him paranoid, and he knows you just want to be able to see outside, but better safe than sorry.

🧪 He will set you down to teach you how to use a firearm just in case something goes wrong. No, you can't walk away from that conversation, you need to know how to use them to protect yourself.

🧪 He'll follow you around his home or your home just to keep you company. He won't always talk, but if you ask for help with something, he will. He won't know how to fold a fitted sheet correctly, so keep that in mind.

🧪 If you fall asleep at his home, he will pick you up and carry you to his bed, and depending on how close he feels you two are, he'll either lay down with you or go crash on the couch.

🧪 If you're close, he likes laying down with his head on your chest listening to the sound of your heartbeat until it lulls him to sleep.

🧪 He knows that he'll probably gain your family's approval just because he's a cop, so he isn't stressed about the whole interrogation like parenting styles that may come up.

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//2p spamano//

I really love them together and yes My headcanon of Andres is that Andres' arm is all tattooed, I imagine how Flavio wakes up in the morning and sees his handsome boy

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[drukkari]

2pspain replied to your post: when people BASH jared leto’s portrayal of the...

Her Harley is bad too but I think a lot of it is the direction they gave her. Like when Harley is an asshole to the fire dude in the bar Margot said that they told her purposely to be a dick and that she was shocked about it

I agree with you but honestly, I think the entire concept of Harley (and the joker) in this movie was botched from the jump. Harley Quinn does not offer anything to Amanda Waller for her to have been included on this team. No powers, no information, absolutely NA-DA. Not only that, but Harley’s motivation to care about these people isn’t there. The Harley I know cares about exactly 3 people that she has developed a bond with over time: The Joker (above all), Poison Ivy, and Catwoman (sometimes). She’d never risk being separated from The Joker forever, just because a witch “messed with her friends”. She doesn’t even know these people! Not only that, but Will Smith confirmed a love triangle was in the works between The Joker and Deadshot. I’m sorry? All Harley wants is to be with the joker. The Joker. She doesn’t WANT to be free of him or independent. She likes him exactly the way he is. Deadshot himself knows this. In this universe she literally wears a jacket that says “property of the joker” but he’s going to involve himself with this woman??? What???

Also, the lines that she’s delivering are terrible. Not only that but her voice acting is not there at all. Sometimes she has Harley’s accent, sometimes a bland american accent, and sometimes she’s Australian! It was bad. 

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『2Ps invited for dinner with S/O's family, when S/O asks, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" Both and 2p stand up』

(Wrote this from a confusion for my first ask) ーーーーー ➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Fuck.” Al would give a sheepish chuckle, point finger guns at S/O’s dad, and proceed to walk out while still pointing finger guns. Managed to knock over a vase too. The moment he’s at the door, boi would ruN. Poor Al tries to avoid any contact of S/O’s family from now on. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: “Is thAT A BEAR I SEE” There’s no window at the dining room. But that doesn’t stop Matt from claiming he has to protect them. Matt tries to distract S/O’s dad, and says he is an expert at wrestling bears.This is how the man escapes. The whole family is now more concerned about the s/o’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: “I swear the sex is safe” Does not make things better at all. He can no longer keep the act of VirginBoy™. The s/o had to shush François and excuse themselves, both leaving a very furious dad. It took months for François to gain back the family’s trust ➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “o-oh dear, I- um- ” *passes salt to the father* “H-here you go!” Oliver tries to act like a gentleman and “help” the dad on passing the salt. S/O’s father grabbed it, and broke the salt holder for intimidation. Oliver almost passed out of fear at that point. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: out of fear and panic, this man daBS “She said dabbing right?” Poor Xiao, trying to play it off. Doesn’t have enough charm skills to trick S/O’s father, resulting to Xiao receiving a glare.

Dinner continues but with very high tension. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “Ah” Viktor, Viktor, Viktor,,, This gentle giant would freeze, completely towering over S/O’s father. Tries to think of a MatureExplanation™, but can only think of, “I didn’t heard her correctly.” Manages to sit down and dinner continues, but the judging eyes of S/O’s father never left Viktor Viktor immediately left the house when dinner was finished. Now searching up ways on how to fix this. He is still shook. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “haha oh whoops I thought she meant me- oh” Takes Lutz a couple of seconds to realize how fucked he was. Knowing he can’t back out, Lutz grabs S/O’s hand and boOKS IT. He shouts “Thanks for the food!” And jumps through a window. S/O doesn’t follow, just sighs. Lutz had to fix the window, and banned from entering S/O’s house for weeks. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I- um- this- I- SirIAmSoSorry” Starts apologizing profusely that even S/O’s father is concerned. This precious boy manages to pull it off with his apologies, also the fact he almost started crying. Gilen is still accepted into the family, they appreciate his honesty. Smh other 2Ps should take notes. ➖2pAustria/ Roland: “I’m sure your daughter asked for me-” “roLAND” Pray for the S/O, not Roland. He already dug his grave at that point. A smirk still not leaving his face even when kicked out of the house. Suffice to say, he was never invited again. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Oh I though she said Luci?” Have you ever seems a man act so smooth that you can sense desperation? That’s Luciano. Tries to play it off, but every suspicious father never let their guard down. Luciano proceeds to suck the family’s ass whenever he can. Complimenting the food and even the walls. Someone help him. They let Luciano stay for the sake of shutting him up. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “I must misheard! I thought S/O meant- um- Have I ever told you how your outfit is amazing?” Similar to his brother, he tries to be smooth. And change the topic. His knees gave out under the stare of S/O’s father

Flavio still hasn’t resurfaced from under the table. S/O’s father is not impressed. ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Ah, I forgot daddy meant father” Pretends that he hasn’t fully learned English. Lmao why you always lyin’ . S/O also tried to convince her father that Kuro hasn’t fully know English.

Kuro’s politeness throughout dinner saved him, but S/O’s father is curious on how Kuro mistook daddy for the word “Friend". Lmao who am I kidding, no one believed that lie. ➖2pSpain/ Andrés: proceeds to grab the salt, pass it, and sit down Andrés gives no fuck at that point. Continues to eat his meal while trying his best not to swear under the glare of S/O’s father. S/O is covering her face and wants to disappear right there.

After the silent meal, Andrés and S/O’s father exchanged handshakes. Andrés’s hand broke as bones cracking can be heard.

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@2pfrance‘s 2pFrance with BEAUTY MARKS.

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Can I get a ship????? I'm 5'4". I have blonde fair hair with freckles and blue eyes. I have an olive skin. I'm 16. I love cooking but sometimes i love whenever someone cooks for me!! I have an hourglass shape and i'm pretty confidant. ((ps i love ur blog already))

2p Italy bcs he’s a sucker for olive skin and blonde hair, he has no problem cooking for you( will probably cook like a fkn master chef) and will give you loads of compliments whenever you cook

Other opions: 2p england, 2p spain

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2P Spain General Headcanons

🧪 Andres Carriedo, always looks to be in his late thirties

🧪 5'10 but the type who acts like he's 6ft

🧪 Andres is a very quiet man that often uses what he overhears against others. He was nicknamed the "Blackmail Nation" after this habit slipped into his work regarding political affairs.

🧪 If it wasn't for his death glares that gives people existential dread, Andres would mostly blend into the background

🧪 He's got into fights with Oliver a lot during the 'pirate days' he had. Oliver still rubs it in Andres's face how many times he's won, which earns him a harsh punch in the gut from the Spaniard.

🧪 England, Netherlands, and America have all kicked his ass at least once, and unlike Antonio, Andres is NOT forgiving about it. Everything is personal to him, which keeps him from connecting with others on a general level.

🧪 He's rather gloomy and sticks to himself if Portugal isn't around. The two like to conspire or daydream about how to dissolve the countries they hate the most. Nothing ever comes of the banter they share except for a period of calmness that washes over both of them.

🧪 Surprisingly enough, he works as a cop. Despite being politically corrupt, he doesn't let that bleed into his work on the force. He's methodical, calculative, and makes every suspect under his gaze want to cry.

🧪 He's got scars from undercover work gone wrong and people have assumed he was dead MANY times, imagine the looks on the cartel's face to see he was still alive and conscious after men were assigned and reported he was taken out.

🧪 The phrase "hombre muerto caminando" is used so often to describe him that he's pretty much embraced it.

🧪 His whole local community basically thrives because of his department's work and he feeds off of the positive attention he gets off of it. It's probably one of the only things he's proud of.

🧪 His neighbor, a local farmer, has a bull that seems to like him for some reason. He only knows that because it walked up behind of him to nuzzle him in the back while he was busy talking over vegetable prices for the spring season. It follows him around all over the farmland, not as aggressive as it usually is with others.

🧪 Some of his hair is turning grey due to the stress of everything he deals with. He ignores it for the most part as it isn't entirely noticable.

🧪 While being friendly with him isn't exactly easy, consistent positive interaction does make him open up a little bit. He doesn't really want to get too attached to people because he knows he'll outlive them eventually.

🧪 It takes almost half a year of someone chasing him for a relationship before he gives up. The persistence is enough to get his attention. The last time he had anyone that cared for him that way was several hundred years ago if you don't count how clingy Flavio was when Andres was taking care of him.

🧪 Not exactly emotionally unavaliable, just really stiff. Like this man is like a statue when you hug him, and he just awkwardly pets your head before eventually hugging back.

🧪 He honestly gives kicked puppy vibes after you see him at home. It just seems too hard for him to relax, always looking around like someone was going to kick in his door at any moment. But after you spend decades getting your ass handed to you by monarchs you tend to be one edge 24/7, so this is pretty normal behavior.

🧪 The only time he seems at peace is when he's in deep sleep.