My body during the day: “SO TIRED MUST LAY DOWN PLEASE SLEEP LAY DOWN SLEEP NO DOING THINGS WHY ARE YOU UPRIGHT TIRED”
Me at night: “ok I am doing what you said”
My baby as soon as I lay down: “IIIIIIITTTTT’S PARTY TIME! MOMMY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! I CAN KICK AND PUNCH YOUR ENTIRE UTERUS ALL OVER ALL AT ONCE! OH DID YOU MISS IT I’LL DO IT AGAIN A BUNCH OF TIMES JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU NOTICED!”
My body when the baby party finally calms down: “wait why are you lying down, the whole back HURTS now, this is so uncomfortable in every single position, stop, sleeping is not a thing, why would you torture me like this”