#6-25-26

[hive-in-a-mind]

more of the fools(tm)

[hive-in-a-mind]

new guys, new designs, new logo, you know the sitch

[cant-believe-he-was-wrong]

Him: We missed you yesterday! I assumed you were at the doctor.

Me, working on everything I’m behind on since I’ve been gone: I wasn’t at the doctor. I was home with a migraine.

Him: Oh those are bad. You have to sit with the lights off and nobody can talk to you.

Me, in my bright office, listening to him talk to me: …yeah.

Him: Well you’ll probably have another one in 6 months. That’s about how long it takes for me to get another migraine.

Me: ??? Ok. (I used to get them every three weeks, why does is he assuming he knows how my body works?)

Him: Our coworker made a steak for you. You missed shop lunch yesterday. And this driver came by and needed a signature, and passed 3 other people who ignored him, so I took it upon myself to sign the paper. Even though I was under a car. I signed the paper from under the car! Someone’s gotta do it. And these goofballs don’t have the sense to just sign.

Me: Thanks. Did you need help with something?

Him: nope!