Buck: I think my house is being haunted by the ghost of my fire captain pseudo-father. Will you help me talk to him please???
Ravi:
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Buck: I think my house is being haunted by the ghost of my fire captain pseudo-father. Will you help me talk to him please???
Ravi:
This took me OUT! 😂😂
I kinda want Ravi and Eddie to be paired up at one point
And Ravi is the one who talks about Buck all the time and Eddie is there silently listening and nodding along.
Meanwhile Ravi has no idea he’s even doing it.
He’s like “Buck taught me to do this when using the saws and jaws”
“Buck said that if you put the ladder like this it’s more efficient”
And it’s everything Buck taught scared into him as a probie.
And Eddie just smiles and says “yep he did say that good job”
And Ravi goes back to work with Buck and is like “wow Eddie is the best. He lets me take the lead, unlike you (and rolls his eyes at Buck) and he doesn’t talk my ear off about you, he’s so fun to work with”
Then when Eddie goes home and they’re having a beer on the couch he just says “you taught Ravi well. It was like working with you again”. And Buck just melts.
Ravi going from “I barely know these guys” to being willing to commit domestic terrorism for them is so special to me
It’s 9-1-1 day!!
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(cross posted on my ig @ourswordz)
Ravi: Buck, Buck, I need your help!
Eddie: We’re a little busy right now, R-
Ravi: I don’t have $1,600 worth of ass.
Eddie: … Excuse me…??
Ravi: May bid $1,600 on me. I mean, even if I’m paying for dinner, we’re still talking about me having to put out $1,400-$1,500 juuuust to make it even.
Eddie: You don’t have to anything. If a guy bid on a woman, would she be expected to-
Buck: Absolutely not, Eds. But we’re not women. Men are generally expected to pay. And hell, if the woman is going to buy you dinner then…
Ravi: …then you have to make it worth her while! Exactly! And I mean… $1,600 is a lot of giving. I don’t think I have that much to give.
Eddie: This is ridiculous, I’ve never felt on any date that the woman-
Ravi: Okay? And? You’re gay Eddie. Buck, you got help me.
Buck: okay, you’re right. You do have to make it up to her - but you don’t have to do it all at once. You don’t have $1,600 worth of ass on you. But you can do every damn thing she asks you. And you can keep doing that for her until you earn that off of her. Could take months. Could take years. Could take… til death do you part. You got this Rav- put your back into it. You got this.
Ravi: ok ok ok… you’re right. Thanks! (Ravi runs off)
Eddie: So you going to give them $8,002 of ass?
Buck: Ed’s, there are 5 of them. I got $40,010 of ass to give them. But trust me… it will be worth every single penny to them. In just one date. (Buck leaves).
Eddie: (to himself) I really need to fuck that man. I just … I just need to know.
Eddie being the Theo whisperer :(
And Ravi being Theo’s bestfriend :(
And Chris being Theo’s big brother :(