#911 headcanons

[tarichaosqueen]

Just imagine pre-Buddie having to do a fire safety talk at the high school Chris goes to, and he BEGS them not to be embarrassing. And at one point in the presentation, Eddie shows what a fireman's carry is and picks up Buck. And when he puts him back down, Bucks face is so red and he's clearly checked out mentally and Chris just groans because GOD they're embarrassing. And he hears his classmates thirsting over his dad's, and Buck is completely oblivious because holyshitholyshitholyshit Eddie just picked me up like it was nothing and Eddie is just continuing the presentation like nothing happened but he's smirking the whole time

[jellybeanfun2207]

An imaginary conversation with Buck and Ravi

Buck: I’m bisexual

Ravi: No shit

Buck: What?

Ravi: Dude you aren’t exactly subtle

Buck: but I just realized

Ravi: no way

Buck: yes!

Ravi: but I’ve seen you check out guys on call?

Buck: I was admiring their muscles most of the time

Ravi: so that’s what you told yourself?

Buck: whatever, I have a boyfriend

Ravi: uh…duh?

Buck: what do you mean duh???

Ravi: I thought you and Eddie were married with a son when I first joined. You guys were so domestic that when I found out you were only dating and Christopher was Eddie’s son, I was so shocked.

Buck:… I’m not dating Eddie

Ravi: YOU GUYS BROKE UP?!

Buck: WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER

Ravi: But Chris…

Buck: I’m just helping my best friend out! Eddie is straight.

Ravi: oh my god my life is a lie

[lordkuntfuck]

Idk I just think it'd be really funny if we found out Chris 100% thinks Buck and Eddie have been in an on and off relationship this entire time

[medusasfics]

Poly!Buddie

Poly!Buddie who are both equally protective of you.

Poly!Buddie who come home after shift to find you curled up asleep on the sofa with Christopher and Theo. They love to take cute pictures of you.

Poly!Buddie who also want a baby with you. Ideally two. They wouldn’t care who the father is because they’d both bring them up as if they were their own. But ideally they’d want one to be Buck’s and one to be Eddie’s.

Poly!Buddie who are both so possessive of you.

Poly!Buddie who love to compete in the bedroom. For example who can make you cum quicker.

Poly!Buddie who love fucking each other as much as they love fucking you.

Poly!Buddie who will do absolutely anything for you.

Poly!Buddie who constantly tells you how much they love you. And each other.

Poly!Buddie who love to cuddle with you after sex. Although Buck’s hands tend to wander and ends up with multiple rounds of sex.

Poly!Buddie who both propose to you. They know legally they can’t both marry you, but they’d settle for both of them being your fiancée. They also propose to one another. So you’re their fiancee, Eddie is Buck’s and your fiancee and Buck is yours and Eddie’s fiancee. It probably sounds crazy to everyone else but to you it makes sense.

[sloasis]

What if .. what if a man hits on Buck on a call and Eddie gets that twitch in his eyes and struts right to them and is like Yo lol what's going on here .. and Buck's like oh nothing , just chatting with the guy who got his leg trapped , and the guys got this dumb stupid smile on his face .. a look Eddie has seen way too many times , with Ali .. Taylor , Natalia AND Tommy ......... He's done with that , he's done watching Buck meet people ( on calls ) who'll just break his heart . He grabs Buck's arm and barely even looks at the guy when he says ' He's got a partner already , goodbye ' as he walks them away and Hen and Chimney have to go wheel the guy away to stew in the damn ambulance ... meanwhile Buck's just blushing and has the dumbest look on his face and Eddie's so satisfied with himself

[originalcrime]

yesss the 118 is ravi’s found family too but it’s a bit more like a family of raccoons he found in his dumpster and they’re cute enough that he likes watching them dick around but he’s also a little worried maybe they have rabies or something

[dorkbuckbuckley]

Demisexual Eddie Diaz is so dear to me

[myshipsmyotpmylifeistrash]

Y’all Eddie has the top score on Just Dance on his family’s Wii

They buy it for the house and Buck completely sucks at the game. Even Jee has a higher score than him. He refuses to play with her when she come over. Chris has a higher score and he’s one of those people that just move their wrist and gets a good score.