#911 shitpost

[likestobecalledeightpack]

Has anyone made this joke yet

[weepywhale]

buddie fic told from the pov of a group of friends who are all a fan of the same fic author on ao3. the fic author is buck and they're all trying to figure out wtf is going on with his life

"sorry for the late chapter guys a ladder truck landed on my leg"

"sorry this took a while i got caught in a tsunami which took up most of my day (and night)"

"i know i was meant to post earlier but my best friend got shot by a sniper so i've been a bit distracted"

"sorry i haven't updated in ages i got struck by lightning and was in a coma for a while. but on the bright side it gave me math powers so the timeline isn't fucked up anymore"

and buck constantly talks about eddie and chris in his notes so his readers are trying to figure out what their deal is

[mook-eyes]

hi im back on my bullshit 😸

[more here]

[neptune-scythe]

bro is so jealous all the life has left his eyes

[thestrangestthlng]

Picture it: Los Angeles, 2025

Tommy walks into a restaurant to meet his date and sees Buck presumably on a date with a woman. He tries to sneak past him but Buck sees him and, because they’re magnetic, Buck’s eyes met his. And since he was walking past his table, which is across ten feet from him, he had to say something.

Buck introduces Tommy as his ex and instead of the tired homophobic response of “you’re gay” we get her being way too into them being exes.

Buck’s date:

Buck:

Tommy:

[alost-traveler]

This feels like BuckTommy as dads while their son is in a sugary rush and cannot calm down. Also it seems that Buck is accusing Tommy to be the one who gave sugar to their kid and Tommy being like "what did you wanted me to do? Say no?"

[margarettherelentless]

Buddie is slowburn Friends to QPR to Lovers

Canon will get to the Lovers part eventually

[steadynightruins]

Eddie Diaz period cramps are canon