little bitch troll from hell

Recovering (lies) fangirl. AuDHD. Messy. Avid Reader. Mom. 18+.

[thestrangestthlng]

Is it too much to ask for to win the lottery so that I can live out my dream of being an eccentric recluse?

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

mint

lemon

orange

strawberry

cola

pineapple

dark cherry

anise

Voting ended onJul 14

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

[aichu-dechu]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[thefriendlypigeon]

I need a new one

[butdarlingthestarrs]

François Arnaud | L'Officiel Hommes China | 2026

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[anxietyproblem]

[kaity--did]

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: you are my beautiful soft amazing little creature and I will be so gentle and lightly clean you softly and sing you sweet songs

Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: "bath time and bed time is my special one on one time with my sweet baby angel where I tell her how special and soft and sweet she is and spend much needed time relaxing and getting her to relax and snuggling"

Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: here is your hypoallergenic formula heated to the exact temperature that you need to have the thickening agent activate in a ulta double sterilized bottle my miracle NICU baby, it takes 25 -35 minutes to make but it is what we must do to keep you safe and healthy.

Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."

[mysticorset]

Via @somanyofthekids

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[dailyconnorstorrie]

Connor Storrie as Lance Kingston in Criminal Minds: Evolution S19EP4

[smacksmash]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[bigkuzdra]

@Fox Hunter

[dogpuppy]

[mutantwraithreservoir-deactivat]

connor spotting in Atlanta

not my pops seeing someone who looked suspiciously like connor storrie at stoney river in atlanta yesterday night. He said he is the dude on your wall paper but his hair was short , and there was a blonde girl , and an asian looking guy , so I kept asking about the Asian guy (could be Hudson not that I particularly like him , I prefer François being there) he said all be can remember he looked 5' 11 ish when he stood up and squeezed the chin of the dude in my wallpaper , whole group looked like they were trying not to be noticed. And my pops ask the waiter if he can a get picture , but they politely have declined it but have given a autograph on a napkin , my pops lost it cuz he got drunk with his buddies , I'm literally crying 😭😭😭

[thestrangestthlng]

Me when I lie