*Ace, Epel, Grim in the office getting in trouble*
Crowley: So, because you and the perfect count as one student, it would only be fair to punish them as well!
Crowley: Said punishment will be given to you all, of course! You'll all be helping the janitors clean around the school for a month!
Ace: What?!
Epel: Fair?!
Grim: A month?! The hench-human didn't do anything! They're gonna ban tuna for the whole month!!
Crowley: That's unfortunate! But, I am trying to be a fair and reasonable headmage!
Grim: You can't do that to me-! I mean, them!
Ace: Dude, they're gonna kick ours asses for roping them into this!
Epel: We're done for.
Ace: Okay! How about this? You leave the perfect it of this! Don't even tell them!
Ace, leaning in: And the next time there's an anti-drug assembly, I will ask a question....
Epel: Ace, don't! What're you? Crazy??
Ace: Quiet Epel! Quiet!!
Ace, looking serious: I will ask a question of the speaker.
Crowley, taken aback: No one has ever asked a question at assembly...
Ace: I will ask one.
Grim: 😨
Crowley: A real question?
Ace: Yes.
Ace: Not like a, "Can we see your nipple?" kinda question. Like, a real one.
Crowley: Like, "how can I help ensure my school remains drug free"?
Ace: Like, "Who should I tell if I suspect a peer is on drugs?"
Crowley, shocked, hand on chest: Great Seven...
Epel: Ace, no-! No!
Ace: Shut up!
Grim: It's not worth it!!
Ace: Shut up! It's for the perfect! For us!!
Crowley, now serious: You have your deal. And may the seven have mercy on your soul.
Ace, Epel, and Grim: Thank you!
Dividers from/by @/cafekitsune
