You ever get so far into a thing, you don’t know how to turn it back or abort operation? Well, this very thing happened to me this morning. I had just finished working out (because I’m bringing sexy back😜) and thought to treat myself to some fresh fruit and Kombucha. These cherries started calling my name the moment I walked in...”Cha, get over here and get me! I’m delicious and about to go out of season”. So I walked, nay, ran right over to them. Took one out of the bag and wiped it on my dress. Popped it in my mouth and closed my eyes as I enjoyed its sweet deliciousness. I’m getting these cherries. I got my few other items and went to the self checkout (cause I love thinking something is efficient even when it shows me repeatedly that it’s not- stay away from the self checkout. It never works). Back to my story. I plop down my cherries to scan them...$17.06 pops up on the screen. I’m thinking something is clearly wrong with sku number or something. I call the young man over to fix the doohickey: cause I know it’s broke broke broken. He politely lets me know that all is good. With a straight face he lets me know that the cherries are $6.99/lb. I had 2.44 pounds. This is the bargain price that cherries are going for. There are people behind me. I’m shocked as hell and can’t think straight. I see myself (cause I’m having an out of body experience) pull out my card and pay for these golden platinum cherries. I walk to my car with the most perplexed look. What the hell did I just do and why? So today, no matter how your day is going or how inadequate you may feel...you’re still better than Cha who paid a King’s ransom for some dumb a@$ cherries. And yes, they are good. They are sweet. But not $17 good or sweet. Very few things in life are🥴 #comeonharristeeter #cherries #abortabort #turnthetitanicaround (at MillBridge - Waxhaw, NC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1j61pWpFpO/?igshid=c791wqq54hi5