#accidentally high

[toadallytickles]

Idk who to root for in this little tickle war between you and Clay. You're soooo lee (as per most of your tags) but I'm curious to what ler toad is like

Wooooow- what do you mean you don’t know who you’d root for?! 😤 Me of course!

Its not a war! Its mutualism! We both benefit from switching!! Okay yeah whatever maybe I am more lee and im smol and I lose all tickle fights but I can be a big bully when I get the chance~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[practicecourts]

For the title game: The great Weetabix wars of 1977

hi Anon,

I’m a weetabix lover, so I’ll fight for my breakfast faves… but story wise…

the Great Weetabix Wars of 1977

A slip of the tongue can be harmless or fatal, both in Love or War… this James Potter learns when it’s his and Sirius’s turn to shop for the camping trip with the gryffindor boys and girls of their year (he might have orchestrated this to get Lily Evans to spend time with him during the Summer Holidays) and they forget to buy weetabix for Lily. When James discovers his error they are already far from the muggle store that (according to Mary has Everything). not two to give up, they find a small shop, a window display that shows their forgotten item, albeit a green little guy in the front, but surely it can’t be that different. Even if the shopkeeper pronouncation seems a little strange, he’s too relieved to have found it to pay it much notice.

next morning Lily has her breakfast, she’s happy, starts giggling and before James has time to spell Weed-in-a-box (the box says Weedabix so he’s not sure why he would even want to spell that other thing) she’s eyeing him funny. Not angry, not sad, not even neutral, no. Lily evans is ogling him, there’s a hunger in her eyes now that the giggling has stopped that makes him blush.

or Lily accidentally has weed for breakfast…she goes on a hunger kick of the lusting kind…

give me a fake fic title and I’ll tell you what I’d write

[ghost-likes-drawing]

Might have accidentally gotten a little hight off my cough drops last night. A thing I didn't know was possible until I felt ✨🍥Weird tired🍥✨ asked a group chat that has a health section and someone discovered you can depending on the brand

But in good news my sore throat is mostly gone

[x-littlemoth]

My mom made weed chicken and regular chicken last night and forgot to give me the heads up on which was which.

So yeah, I ate an entire piece of weed chicken.

[p0rcelainnymph]

Why did no one tell me that accutane makes you feel high 😂 I feel like that would have been good information to know. It felt like it was just slowly peaking while all I could say to myself was "no. no. no. no. no. no." Apparently it's only supposed to last for a few weeks, but if I was in public when that happened I would have been so scared, I was in my living room and that caught me so off guard 😅

[lackoffeelsnthoughts]

Ooooooof… surgery meds are hitting 🫠

[briliantlyfreakish]

So I was high AF accidentally last night. I stayed up way too late watching tiktok videos. Just be glad I didn't spam them all here.

[betternamenot2come]

Story Time

So, almost all of my friends are stoners. The others are very straight-laced students and they dont do drugs. One of my friends, N, made brownies, she said that 2 of them were pot brownies. She made 12 and was handing them out to our friends. M, one of the non-stoner friends, took one. After about 10 minutes, M started complaining of feeling a little off. That was when N stopped and said: “Wait, how many did I make?”

I said that she had made 12 and she said, “Oh shit, 6 of these had pot...”

So long story short, N (one of the stoners) got M (a non-stoner) high on accident and I’m laughing because not only did she give these brownies to a bunch of goody-two-shoes students; she gave one to the principal and a few teachers too. I am currently waiting to find out who has an interesting first period.