DanaTheChaosGoblin

A blog about stuff, and junk, and other things.

[monamoni]

[redscharlach]

Head stays still but the body GROOVES

[ckret2]

sometimes bird mating dances just look bizarre but if i saw a guy doing this at the club i'd know EXACTLY what he's after

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @starcunning

uh oh the cakes

text: No! The bakery! That's where I work!

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[briliantlyfreakish]

And they just don't enjoy it very much.

[hottdoggblogg]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: briefcase containing an entire functioning grill

[musicaladventureswitharha]

[briliantlyfreakish]

This band is really cool

[pointnclick]

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

[dogpuppy]

[mono-red-menace]

[post-brahminism]

“He always pictured himself a libertarian, which to my way of thinking means “I want the liberty to grow rich and you can have the liberty to starve.” It’s easy to believe that no one should depend on society for help when you yourself happen not to need such help.”

— Isaac Asimov on Robert A. Heinlein and libertarian ethics (via buchergenuss32)

[la-vie-est-une-fleur29]

[depsidase]

[lordnot]

Please take this story's moral not as "this woman was being stupid and shortsighted" or "this is a problem you as an individual fix by making your health more of a priority"

But as "a society that puts anyone in this position must be transformed in a fundamental way".

[newsandstuffisee]

[lilyfromthetsab]

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we're raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We'll help people we'd otherwise punch on sight if they're stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we're at with ICE. I'm not joking to say it's almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it's worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

[explorerrowan]

The Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota brought with them their Norse understanding of the laws of hospitality: you do not fuck around with winter, that if someone needs help in the winter, you help them as long as they don't actively try to hurt you or your neighbors. Food, shelter, labour, whatever, if you can help in winter, you do.

ICE has violated the "actively try to hurt you or your neighbors" bit of the laws of hospitality, and thus the hospitality has been revoked. They are free to feel winter's wrath against those who would bring harm to the community.

I like to think that Lady Skaði would be proud of her distant children.

[actual-changeling]

this reminds me of the mud wizard who walked through everything without any problems while the police officers kept sliding and falling and getting stuck, you can watch it right here.

for context, this was during anti-coal protests in lützerath which went on for days and included people being forcibly removed, injured, or otherwise violated by the police. they showed up in riot gear against people simply sitting and camping and wanting to protect their forests. it was a really big deal here.

[wovi]

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joy sullivan

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[archerinventive]

Mushrooms for this Monday! 🍄

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ArcherInventive

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @catalina-kachie

... agree to disagree

text: Sluts are notoriously bad with money

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[jack-the-lion]

So many little friends!

[hexedbug]

scp experiment log

[levinea-yuuki]

*Tapes the button down and walks away, button stays pressed until the tape unsticks itself*

[best-book-techniques]

[kayparker]

from I Am An AI Hater by Anthony Moser