#ace funny

[maybewerefireproof93]

you're allosexual ?? that's not a real thing, you just want to feel special. mitosis is what makes us human!! i'm sure you'll find the right garlic bread someday. it'll fix you.

[local-kneecap-dealer]

God made me ace because he knew my bloodline would be too powerful and the world just isn't ready for that

[ledollarbeanstore]

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please don’t remove the caption :)

[clanoffelidae]

[chaosbutmakeitgay]

Sexual attraction (derogatory)

- me, an ace

[spleen-3t-ideal]

Me: ok, hear me out, I have a s3x joke, It's funny. *clears throat* I wanna be on top of you👉😉👉

Someone, not knowing I'm asexual: what..?

Me: that's the joke

S: *visible confusion*

Me: I'm funny, ok?!

[asexualyeti]

I say “fuck me” a lot for someone who does not, in fact, want to fuck or be fucked

[aroacechillzone]

what is people's obsession with x reader fics. like why. they're all over tumblr. i got hockey player smut on my dash. hockey player smut.

why are the allos like this... suddenly i'm very glad i'm not one of them...