#funny ace

[annieroses-rant]

“As an asexual, I would fuck that”

Is the best ace catchphrase for complimenting inanimate objects I’ve ever seen or thought of.

This shit funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edit:this is the most notes I’ve ever gotten on anything! Thank you, i have covid rn so this made my day! <3

[local-kneecap-dealer]

God made me ace because he knew my bloodline would be too powerful and the world just isn't ready for that

[purely-alone]

Ace Culture is

Me talking about a scene in the anime Given that I didn't get cause I'm asexual and on top of that I'm Oblivious nevermind I'm just oblivious.

Me: "There was this one scene I didn't get."

My friends: "Which one?"

Me: "it was a flashback where Mafuyu was thinking of Yuki and they were alone."

* My friends still confused*

Me: " It just really confused me they were sweating and were breathing heavily."

My friends look at each other and go like:

"Catherine they were having sex."

I'm like "What?" And then I think about it and go "Oh that's why he was on top of him." 🤦🏿‍♀️

[savtheauthor]

Person: *goes in for a kiss*

Me: *ducks in asexual panic*

[allopropaganda]

Regs: Just say you hate gays lmao

A-specs: I thought you said most REGS were ace? Regs: 

[savtheauthor]

Who decided that holding hands had to be a romantic thing? Why can't I just hold hands with my home girl in the grocery store because I feel safer knowing someone can't kidnap me without kidnapping her? You just wanted one girl? Sorry sis, now you got two.

[savtheauthor]

In retrospect, I should have realized I was asexual the day my fourteen year old self received her first dick pick. I genuinely believed it was a disfigured arm, and when my mom told me otherwise, I decided then and there that I never wanted to see another penis again.