today I have decided that you all get to have my Roman sanders headcanons, because he has been marinating in my brain juice and I can't stop thinking about ✨ him ✨ so, here y'all go
first of all, Roman is totally trans. you can rip trans Roman from my cold dead hands.
second, my mans is 5' 8 MAX, hes short because I said so. he's just a lil guy. a tiny man. a little fella.
he's totally ace, this man will be the most romantic boyfriend you've ever had and he totally adores physical affection, but it's a no for anything more than that. he's just a hopeless romantic.
he stronk. he may be barely 5' 6 but he can and will pick anyone up. and I mean anyone.
he thick. he very thick and sturdy. he's a lil pudgey and he gets super insecure about it, but frankly, it's just adorable. he's just that kind of strong that just does that, he's the perfect amount of soft and strong.
he loves birds. do I have any reasoning behind this? no. no I don't. he just has the vibes. he has some kind of parrot and he named him Rupert.
ON THE SUBJECT OF RUPERT- Roman has totally listened to The Two Princes just- so many times. it's definitely his comfort media. (and either Remus totally introduced it to him or Roman found it and dragged Remus into it w him)
this guy def has adhd. you ever seen this guy when anyone mentions Disney? he is Thomas's Disney hyperfixation to me- I love him.
aight thank you for coming to my ted talk, that's it. also please share y'all's headcanons! I love hearing other people's ideas/theories!











