#acejokes

[aroacevaljean]

happy ace mis week!!!!

[aceouttacontext]

Kicking off the Outta Context lines

#48: *on the subject of pasta perfume* That’s how you attract the asexuals.

9/11/19 @ 12:10pm

[casually-dying]

I didn't come out of the closet.

I came out of a card deck like normal Aces.

[acemazing-blog]

Person: But how do you know that you’re asexual if you’ve never had sex?

Me: Well how do you know that you don’t like walking on spikes if you’ve never tried it before???

[ochadenhaven]

I don't like straight coffee I prefer asexuali-tea

[furryanarchist-blog]

funny ace joke!

a Gay™: im having issues about my sexuality and this person i like. you are my friend. do you have any advice?

a small uwu ace: and i should care why? i dont sex. thats ur issue lol *shoves 42 cakes into every hole in my body*

[gh0stbear]

growing up ace: repeating the weird thirsty things your friends would say around hot people because you thought it was a joke, just stuff people were supposed to say to acknowledge that a person was aesthetically pleasing and not realizing that your friends actually wanted to…frickle frackle

[bobombun]

Random headcanon: Canada is actually asexual. His ace powers make him invisible to others.