: Did you really have to do that?
: I'm sorry... But, my mouth is full of blood from getting the shit beaten out of me! Do you have a better place for me to cough up blood other than on your interrogation table, Headmaster Ozpin?
Ozpin: No... no I do not...
: Ozpin, enough with this civility, we need to deal with this traitor!
Ozpin: In due time, James. We need to allow him time to gather his senses. Your Specialists as well as Qrow's apprehension of him was rather... rough...
: Rough my ass you bastards...
Qrow: To be fair this brat has a large aura supply... we had to be rough with him to bring him into custody.
Ironwood: Well it doesn't matter, since we have captured a member of her inner circle.
Ozpin: No gentleman, we caught someone much more than just a member of Salem's inner circle. We've captured the son of Salem, Jaune Luna Arc.
Jaune: Really... What makes you say that?
Ozpin: We captured your sister... Cinder Fall. We found evidence of her direct involvement with Salem after we accessed her scroll. And, while we were looking through her scroll we also found you in her contact information, along with information on your relationship with, Ms. Fall.
Ironwood: So tell us... What precisely is your relationship with Salem, and Cinder Fall... Son of Salem...
Qrow: Wait?! He's, Salem son?!
Ironwood: Yes he is, and you would have known that if you weren't busy getting drunk again!
Qrow: Hey, I was in pain! This kid throws a mean right hook!
Ozpin: Regardless, tell us about your relationship with your mother, your sister, and her plans.
Jaune: Or, else what? Bring forth the wrath of the Grimm upon all of, Vale, and Atlas. You should know, Ozma that after what happened last time, Salem is very protective of her kids... Very protective. So if you do anything to me, or my sister, Cinder. Then I will assure you, that by the time my mother, Salem is done with her rampage! That there will be nothing left for you to protect!
Ironwood: So, Cinder Fall is your sister?
Ozpin: I see she told you much about me, she says she would burn me to ash if I so much as touched a single hair upon your golden head.
Jaune: You best listen to her, my sister is almost as vengeful as my mother.
Ozpin: Very well then... Tell me, who is your father, Salem's husband? I am curious to hear who was mad enough to marry that woman.
Jaune: He didn't. My father was, Acheius Arc, and my mother was, Juniper Arc.
Ironwood: Was? Salem's not your real mother, she adopted you?
Jaune: Yes. My home town was attacked by a swarm of Grimm, Salem showed up after the attack, and found my dying mother who begged her to look after me. Salem agreed, and she raised me as her own.
Ironwood: So, your adopted mother murdered your parents, and you just accepted that!
Jaune: I was only a child, I didn’t know who my mother, or my father was. So I always saw Salem as my mother. And, when I was older, and I asked her who my father was, she told me who my real parents were, and how they died. After her story she asked for my forgiveness, and I accepted it. Salem may control the Grimm, but she doesn't send them out into the wild to kill people. You know full well, and who, or what their true master is, Ozma...
Ironwood: Tell me, what were you doing here? Why were you, and Cinder Fall doing here at Beacon Academy?
Jaune: Well, I was training to be a huntsman, and as for my sister. She was just watching over me.
Ozpin: You just came here to become a huntsman?
Jaune: It's always been a childhood dream of mine to become a huntsman. Mom accepted this idea, wanting me to be who I want to be. So, that's why I'm here. Not to spy on you, any of you. I don't care for... whatever you're doing.
Qrow: I still call bullshit...
Ozpin: And, as for why your sister, Cinder Fall is here?
Jaune: Sis is a brocon... a massive brocon. Wherever I go she inevitably follows. It's as simple as that.
Ironwood: Considering how she acted when we arrested her... I'm inclined to believe him...
Jaune: Tell me, how did you two find us? You said you found us through my sister, so what did she do to earn your attention?
Ozpin: She hacked into our systems to try to make sure you two were partnered up. We've been keeping an eye on her ever since.
Qrow: How is she your sister; Did someone actually have the balls to sleep with that thing?
Jaune: Cinder was an abused orphan, she ran away from 'home.'
Ozpin: And, her... affection...
Ozpin: Your sister's obsession with you; where does this stem from.
Jaune: Genuine familial love, and brotherly affection... Simple as that. Something I doubt any of you could ever understand.
Qrow: Go fuck yourself kid...
Ozpin: So, you are the adopted son of a monster, Salem.
Qrow: And, you're the... little brother of that brocon.
Jaune: And, your point...?
Qrow: The hell is wrong with you? Having that bitch as your mother!
Jaune: Watch your mouth you whoreson! You live alone for thousands of years, only to have the love of your life come back, and betray you!
Ozpin: So, you do love that monster?
Jaune: Fuck! Salem you're so tight!
Salem: It's been ages since I lasted bedded a man~! Time has tightened me up~!
Jaune: No, you were always this tight! Ozma was just a limp dick fuck!
Salem: It's not a fair comparison in the slightest~! Mmm~! So deep~! It's like comparing a shrimp to a thorough bred stallion~!
Salem: Jaune? What is... Fuuuck~! You're so deep~! What is it, Jaune~?
Jaune: This may have been my sixteen birthday present, but this isn't the last time we're doing this.
Salem: Hell no we aren't~!
Jaune: Well Salem, we're going this a lot! Want to know why? Fuck your insides are so warm!
Salem: Ahh~! Why? Mhhh, right there, Jauney~! Keep pounding me~!
Jaune: You had four with that man, let's try for six~!
Salem: I've lost track of...?! Ohhhh~! How.. how many times you've made me cum... You've certainly done better than him~!
Jaune: Wrong tally, my Queen~!
Salem: Well, let's get started then shall we~?
Jaune: She's the woman who saved my life! The woman who raised me from a child! Unlike you, you bastard, Salem can actually show love to her family, and her children unlike you, you murder!
Ozpin: I am not a murderer.
Jaune: You, and Salem are both to blame for the death of your children. And, unlike you, she does not believe she was blameless.
Qrow: So, to get back at Ozpin, she adopted you, and that flaming bitch?
Jaune: My sister is protective of me, something that you couldn't possibly understand with your sister.
Qrow: Well, what about her being a brocon! How do you defend that you bastard!
Cinder: Come on, it'll be fun~1
Jaune: Finals are coming up, we need to study for them, Cin.
Cinder: But, we all need a chance to unwind~!
Jaune: We can unwind after finals.
Cinder: But, I don't want to wait that long little brother~!
Cinder: But... But, what if we invite some other people to join us?
Jaune: Other... people...?
Cinder: Yeah~! My partner, Neo has been giving you the look~! And, I know your partner, Pyrrha is also giving you the looks~! So, what do you say~? Why don't the four of us get together, and have some fun~?
Jaune: After finals are finished.
Blake: Hey, quiet. This is the library.
Cinder: Hey, Blake we're going to have a foursome, want to join us, and make it a fivesome~?
Cinder: See, Jaune! Four people want to have an orgy with you! Let's do it!
Jaune: Haa... gods dammit...
Jaune: So what, my sister is a brocon. Everyone in Beacon knows she is!
Ozpin: Yes, they do. The amount of complaints we have received because of her is quite... substantial...
Ozpin: Well it matters not, we have captured Salem's children, and we will prevent them from doing anything that threatens the stability of Vale.
Ironwood: I will prepare a prison transport to take these two away immediately. I will ensure that they will be locked away in a place forever.
Qrow: Well, looks like you will never be seeing your sister again.
Jaune: It may be true you have me, and my older sister, but you haven't found my eldest sister.
Jaune: Damn. You blew the door right off its hinges right on top of them. Talk about a brutal takedown,
: It was. They attacked, and arrested my little brother. Those bastards deserved it.
Jaune: Really, cause it felt a little personal.
: You deal with their bullshit for years; Ozpin's delusional paranoia, Ironwood's rigid stick up the ass attitude, and Qrow's drunkenness, and you tell me you don't want to beat the fuck out of them.
Jaune: Fair enough. Do you think they're dead?
: Maybe, Ironwood is more machine than man, so they could make him more of a cyborg now. Ozpin can just reincarnate so fuck him. And as for Qrow... well, it's his lucky day~!
Jaune: Low blow sis, low blow. So, should I take this as you cutting your ties with Beacon, and Vale?
Jaune: I thought you liked it here.
: I do, but I love my family more. Now come on, let's go break out the brocon pyromaniac.
Jaune: Alright, but before we go; Thanks for rescuing me, Glynda.
Glynda: Of course, Jaune. Anything for my little brother~!
Jaune: Alright, but I owe you one, Sis.
Glynda: In that case I know a way you can pay me back.
Glynda: Mom may get the first one, but I'm getting the second one~!
Jaune: The second one...? What do you... Oh... Yeah... Yeah, I can do that~!
