#juniper arc

[arc-misadventures2]

Too High?

Jaune’s Mom visiting Beacon.

Juniper: Oh my, so many lovely ladies… Are you by chance dating any of them…?

Jaune: Ren and Nora are together, no matter how much they say otherwise. Weiss hates me, I deserve that hate… Blake has a thing for some monkey guy. I’m no doubt not Yang’s type, not cool enough for her. Ruby… Ruby would marry her weapon if she were able to…

Juniper: Oh… Well, what about them?

Jaune: Pyrrha deserves better than me on so many levels… Coco wouldn’t be seen dead with a slob like me. Velvet… Hell if I know really… Cinder thinks no one is good for her. Emerald wants to be good enough for Cinder, not happening… I don’t have a chance with anyone…

Juniper: There must be someone you have a chance with?

Jaune: I give myself 50/50 odds with them.

Juniper: Jaune… that’s a trash can…

Jaune: Too high?

Juniper: Where the hell did I go wrong with you.…

Jaune: Simple; you had me…

[linkman447]

Mom’s day out

Kali: I think it’s time I try to get back out there

Sienna: good for you Kali I know ghira would want you to be happy, but where will you go?

Kali: I think I’ll go visit Argus, you remember my old friend juniper?

Sienna: oh you mean the one who you called a man stealing whore because Nick chose her and not you?

Kali: ok one, you were just as pissed off, and two she was.

Sienna: yeah so what Nick mmmmm that man!!!

Kali: I know right but we still kept in touch and she told me she’s visiting her daughter who lives there with her wife.

Sienna: well have fun and good luck

Later in Argus

Kali: uh rrg damn suitcase

She gives up trying to move her luggage as it has broken a wheel

???: need help?

Kali: oh yeah I would-

She paused looking at her would be hero jaune

Kali: (Nick no he’s far to young)

Jaune lifts the case like it was nothing: where to

Kali: oh my hotel is over this way

One walk later

Jaune: well here you go ma’am have a nice day

Kali: oh please would you mind helping me bring it inside

Jaune: sure *unaware I just entered the lions den panthers den*

The next day

Kali: juniper how are you!!!

Juniper: Kali how are you I heard about ghira my condolences

Kali: yeah my big grumpy cat is gone but I’m trying to move on it’s been 3 years now and well I met someone

Juniper: oh do tell

Kali: I got a picture

Juniper: ooo show me

With jaune

Jaune: so I met this woman when I was in Argus

Yang: so vomit boy got some who is the lucky lady

Weiss: yang why must you be so crass, but I hope this will keep you from flirting with me

Pyrrha: 😢 I-I’m s-so h-happy f-for you (that man stealing whore)

Blake: you got any pics

Jaune: here

At the same time

Blake/juniper: that my mom/son

Jaune/kali: uhhhhh she/he was great in bed

And thus in two separate locations, two people who fell in love where running for their lives from their partners family

[quattro-bacheema]

Trouble in the Arc-Schnee household

Willow: I already promised that I'd babysit the twins today!

Juniper: You've babysat the twins for two weeks in a row now! It's my turn to spoil the babies!

Willow: Then you should've made the arrangements before I did!

Juniper: How am I supposed to do that when you live in the same house as them!

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Jaune: *holding Whisper* Do you think we should... try to mediate or something?

Weiss: *holding and playing with Wirbel* And get caught in the crossfire?

Jaune: ...fair point.

[soundkiller0017]

Responding to @arkosfan about this poat

Untitled

Blake: Why are You All SO happy?! They're using them as Slaves Labor!!! Jaune: For the Last Time Blake, they're NOT Slaves!! We Pay them p

Mama Arc: Oh! Miss Belladoona. I asurre you that my babies (reffering to the Rabbits) are well paid and rested. And they are no are not slaved like Jaquess does.

Weiss: Wait. You know my dad?

Mama Arc: Ofcourse dear. And yes, I hate that mother fucker. Your mother where best friends back in Atlas Academy, in fact my father was best of best with your grandpa.

Weiss: Aunt Juni!?

Juniper Arc: Yes my dear!

Weiss: So June is Jaune!?

Jaune: Snowflake!?

Pyrrha: What is happening?

Juniper: Weiss and Jaune were best friends when they kids. They go to every where together. In fact, they even sleep in the same bed when they where 5. But, after Big Nick's death. Jaquess cut off all ties with us. So Jaune and Weiss didn't see each other until Beacon.

Nora: Why did Weisscream called fearless leader June?

Juniper: Oh! My girls and Winter, Weiss older sister, liked to use my baby boy as a dress up doll. So when Jaune and Weiss meet, Weiss couldn't pronuce well Jaune's name, plus Jaune looked like a girl.

Jaune: MOM!

Juniper: Well, is good that you are here, because, I need to anounce something.

Jaune: What it is mom?

Juniper: Well, that was that you and Weiss, are set marry in a near future!

JWP: WHAT!!!!!!

Pyrrha faints to the floor.

Nora: Renny! Pyr Pyr just fainted!

To be continue

[meadowindreams]

yandere ruby goes to a therapist about her urges but the therapist just encourages her and tells her it's healthy and normal

rip to jaunes pelvis you had a good run buddy

wait a second this is a therapist.

ITS JAUNE'S MOTHER.

IT WAS A TRAP

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Saphron , terra , adrian and mama arcs reaction to rusted knight jaune

Saphron: Jaune! *Look at Jaune in shock* How did you get so old!?

Jaune: Good to see you too, sis. *With a solemn smile and shell-shocked gaze*

X—xx—X

Terra: Oh my goodness....

Jaune: You've noticed a few changes. *Stare at his sister-in-love with hollow-eyed gaze*

X—xx—X

Adrian: U-Uncle...?

Jaune: Hey, little man. It me. Your uncle who been gone for a while.

X—xx—X

Juniper: My poor sweet boy. What happen to you?

Jaune: Where do I even begin with that question?

X—xx—X

[cowcowwow]

Slumber 💜

[argentarachnids]

I'm still waiting for Juniper to say something.