The universe deemed me too powerful so they stripped me of my rightful powers and deprived me of having my puppy on my lap
Like fuck you universe let me pet my dear partner and be God 😒
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The universe deemed me too powerful so they stripped me of my rightful powers and deprived me of having my puppy on my lap
Like fuck you universe let me pet my dear partner and be God 😒
reality will always be BETTER than fiction because supernatural would NEVER be good enough to make a ship as great as this one: Rowena and Chuck <3 but reality did
Title: Actually God🦊🙌✝️
Backstory: You and The Priest are friends, but he does have a certain bone to pick with you.
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My nonsensical edit of stuff that resonates with me as a godly being..
I don't understand DND players who act like they're trying to win something.
Like yeah you could use your extensive knowledge of the game to build a ridiculously overpowered character that's technically the same level as everyone else but can do twice as much, and yeah im new to DMing so I'm probably going to have trouble adjusting skill checks and challanges for your character specifically,
so yeah your character is super powerful and can kill everything in two hits and every time I try to present a problem you can solve it without actually dealing with it because you have super specific skill or magic item #3 that makes this entire encounter redundant -
But like dude what's the point of even playing then? You're not winning anything you're just ruining the game for the other players and frustrating the DM like if you just want to blow shit up and be invincible play video games on easy mode or something
My crown of thorns is sparkly and yours isn’t HOE
I’m GOD. Shouldn’t I get everything I want?? Why should I be concerned with humans and their fragile lives, with college and work and social interactions? I should have temples built for me by now. You humans disappoint me.
You can’t defy me, stupid human. I am god.