YOU CAN PUNISH OUR ACTORS, STAGE MANAGER, BUT YOU CAN NEVER PUNISH OUR SPIRITS!!!
We got in trouble because we keep adding bits and ad-libs to the show 😭 what happened last night was:
1. Old Man Strong’s “pee” mechanism wouldn’t go back into his pants so he… “flashed” the audience. many of us broke on stage.
2. Officer Barrel fixed Cladwell’s mic-tape which SENT the audience but fucked up the band because there’s no vamp before Don’t Be The Bunny.
3. someone in the band started early during Act 1 Finale’s “Bobby help! he’ll turn our…” so some poor folk started early and thankfully we got back on track before “Cladwell’s nuts…” still very scary, though.
4. Officer Barrel offered Officer Lockstock a flower during his confession to which Lockstock gave RIGHT back and then proceeded to dodge a hug.
1-3 were fuck ups and 4 i think just pissed off our crew because it took forever. So- many things went wrong last night and our stage manager, i think, is done with our shit.