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Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Felix: Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.

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[Sirens going off in the distance]

Sanha, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They've found me.

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Kihyun: Are you okay?

Changkyun, face flat on the floor: I'm having some me time.

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Jin: I just tried making a reservation at the library.

Namjoon: You don't need a reser-

Jin: But I couldn't get one.

Namjoon: Please stop talking.

Jin: It was fully...

Namjoon, softly: Don't.

Jin: Booked.

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Haechan to Mark: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.

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Wonho: Hyungwon, where are you going?

Hyungwon: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense.

Wonho: And who's that?

Hyungwon: Myself, Wonho.

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San: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.

Mingi: You convinced me eggs weren’t real.