Mar 27, 2020
Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.
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Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.
Felix: Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.
[Sirens going off in the distance]
Sanha, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They've found me.
Kihyun: Are you okay?
Changkyun, face flat on the floor: I'm having some me time.
Jin: I just tried making a reservation at the library.
Namjoon: You don't need a reser-
Jin: But I couldn't get one.
Namjoon: Please stop talking.
Jin: It was fully...
Namjoon, softly: Don't.
Jin: Booked.
Haechan to Mark: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... now that's a sexy little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.
Wonho: Hyungwon, where are you going?
Hyungwon: To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense.
Wonho: And who's that?
Hyungwon: Myself, Wonho.
San: Name one mean thing I have done or said ever.
Mingi: You convinced me eggs weren’t real.