#adonis rambles

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I was thinking of something in Nier Automata like Reader being the highest position since they are a human. I wonder if all the androids would answer to them instead of Commander White. Makes me wonder if people will fight to be Reader’s special bodyguards(*cough* lovers* cough*). 9S I see you too. I can’t get the meme of Reader yelling at all the Yorha members “YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES!”

Tho I would find it funny if the machines try to steal reader too. The image of Eve running from a squad of Yorha while Reader is over his shoulder is just funny to me. Or even Adam teleports and grabs them too while doing the finger at everyone else. I see an all out war going on for Reader affections lol.

ANON I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS AAAAA

Yes reader would definitely be the highest rank since commander gets all her orders from the “human council on the moon” smh. you decide weather or not they go too commander for their instructions or go straight to you. ALL the yorha units fawn and adore you so they are constantly trying to impress, protect, and bond with you hoping to get more of your “rewards” (*hard sex cough cough*). 2B is the most protective... like killing a cockroach 6 yards away for you, carrying you over a two foot gap, etc. (9s is the most hooked on being your lover in yorha and will do anything and I mean ANYTHING for you too touch him the way he craves)

adam and eve are very needy for human too... and adam will NOT let yorha keep you all too themselves.  he is constantly kidnapping you for some lovemaking in the arc and for cuddle sessions after. plus the knowledge portion too and he can’t exactly interview you with 9s and 2b trying to hack him too bits. Eve wants someone to bond with and do some more ~Physical activities with if you get what I mean ~ especially since he never realized how good a soft human body could make another feel. when they do kidnap you all of yorha is in chaos. 2b immediately running around screaming “ POD WHERE IS MY GODDESS/GOD” and 9s tailing right behind her searching for eve and adams signals or your body heat. your practically like the favorite toy between two toddlers and if you don’t set some ground rules your gonna get ripped.

you may want to create a rule that they cannot fight anymore since there is no point. once they can comprehend that you should suggest one week your with yorha another you are with the machines or something like that.... or just combine the two and allow adam and eve to visit whenever and for yorha to no longer be under fire from the machines when exploring and go in the arc. it won’t be easy at first but with you threatening to no longer reward them they will shape up and be good little sluts for you

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Not sure if your up for it but could you give a bit of info on some of the fics your 2orking on

Oof I got a lot mate so

1. Demon reader x giyuu, basically your a smart ass demon who takes advantage of the fact that giyuu is in a scruff with tanjiro and nezuko and attacks him right after from afar with your demon body needles. You basically get a closer look and decide that hes far to pretty to be just a meal and instead fuck him right there in the snow. Giyuu enjoys it obviously but at the same time wants to kill you since your a demon(duh, hes a slayer). once your satisfied and hes exhausted you bolt off before he can sever your head. Giyuu goes back to the slayer life while also researching you since it has never been known for demons to only care for sex and not a meal. As he asks around if people have seen a demon with your qualities and attack method he learns that most slayers haven't seen you but the few demons he interrogated before death dropped a bit of info that you have quite a few different territories, one being in the forests that you fucked him in and that your highly illusive. Giyuu decides to give you a bit more investigation. Meanwhile your hooked on this slayers body and find yourself trying to find more about your toy.

2. L lawliet x reader where L pisses reader off with his insensitive responses to their emotions and accusations of them being Kira and decides to try and find the best way for them to forgive him(after doing the equivalent of grounding them) and be productive on the case once more. Reader who decides to get revenge has him wear shibari throught the day under his regular clothes and will only take it off when he can learn to lower his pompous attitude.(and when someone has noticed and poor L becomes known as your new play toy)

3. The whole pirate reader x bakugou thing where reader and her all girl crew have spent many years on the sea( and are all secretly sexually frustrated) hoping to find a siren that seems to be nothing but a myth. During a storm they end up in bakugous territoryand he tries to kill the lead pirate which is you but in the end gets tranqed and captured. Obviously hes pissy and a complete animal as hes tied up but gradually becomes more docile (since hes smelling the lust from all the crew around him). At one point he moans at your smell and you decide upon seeing his arousal and two dicks that he may have a better purpose then as a wall mount and can perhaps cure everyone's midnight needs.

4. Jeff the killer and reader where you were both ina bar and he was looking for a victim and chose you. He tries to lure you outside with the illusion of friendship and even a hook up and tries to make you an easier victim with alcohol but your smart and end up being a little buzzed while hes loopy drunk. You can immediately tell that even tho hes drunk hes still a threat and decide to help tire him out with a few dances in the bar. Things get a bit spicy and you end up making the grinned man cum for you while dancing. Well you tired him out like how you wanted so boom you get to pop off while Jeff passes out in the bar.

5. A dark ticci toby and reader where he tries too kill them but they escape barely. Not without a cost tho.

6. Eyeless Jack x reader where he tries to break in for a midnight snack only to get bested by ex cop reader. As hes basically being kept hostage while reader tries to solve the case of the mysterious murders herself that she was recently fired from for suggesting that paranormal entities were to blame (using him as a lead). In her unstable state she decides to give ej a taste of her in a much more pleasurable way and soon is torn between keeping him as a fuck toy or regain her title.

7. A fairy izuku x reader inspired by fairy anon on depraved Empress's blog. Basically reader can see magical creatures and has formed a neutral bond with the fairies but one in particular fairy is much more friendly and is willing to give his body in return for this humans affection. This sparks curiosity in a few other fairies and reader soon finds herself the goddess of a lustful fairy harem. 8. A second Jason the toymaker fic where reader is his chosen one. She is teetering closer and closer to becoming just another doll but when she finds his precious music box and decides to poke and prod it she unintentionally does the equivalent of touching her captors body. With this new action she may have changed Jason's idea of her once "boring " nature. 9. A tiny Jason the toymaker childhood drabble of him playing with his wooden figures and Amelia being instructed by the teacher to socialize with him and how awkward it was at first.

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PSA TO ALL GUYS:

girls don't want you

they want him

reblog my post pussies

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I just wanna peg yoosung dumb askdldhkjfgfk then cuddle as sun-kissed plays by khai dreams and praise him for how good he did 💗💓😻🥺😭

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me after seeing all your kink dumbs on depraved empress's blog:👁️👄👁️👍

SSHDLSLDJK IVE BEEN EXPOSED T_T

(haha yeah searching my blog name in tumblr really does expose all my sins lmfao, really should reblog all my stuff I put but Will I??) if your really into dom content and want too be supper horny I suggest checking out @depraved-empress cause holy shit that queens works are fantastic~~

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(Not a req just thoughts) I wonder since Nier Automata Adam has an obsession with humans would he have a human kink and would fuck a human? Idk I just keep thinking about these funky androids and machines that are obsessed with humanity and think of the chaos if a human was thrown in the mix.

Human:*walks into a Resistance camp with nothing but a baggy hoodie and sipping a smoothie*: what’s up my fellow metal brethren? I got lost on the path of life.

adam would be head over heels for a human an WOULD DEFINITELY FUCK THEM. he wants to know how they work right? wants to understand every aspect right???? so of course hes going to ask how reproduction works and try to experience it himself aka a demo. He may even go as far to observe you and eve fucking to gain more perspective. (and yoko taro said in an interview that adam and eve can very closely replicate humans in the sense that they can produce a very convincing semen but just cannot physically have kids. ill try and find the link later but im just being lazy right now T-T) actually BOTH androids and machines would be obsessed with there new human since were so interesting to them. And are the only ones found/ left.

if a human were to just waltz right into the resistance camp pure pandemonium would break loose. There would be about 4 seconds of complete silence as they just stare at you. Prettyuch off the bat they recognize that you have no signal and no metal, and then the next 3. 5 seconds is realization your human and omg its a h u m a n. then immediately sent up to the bunker for questioning, tests, and to be caught up to speed. you will be treated like a goddess/god and fawned over. Even in your baggy hoodie and smoothie.

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Who do you simp for in demon slayer ???

Fucking everyone

Inosuke

Giyuu( him the most tbh)

Tanjiro( I kin him but also like damn hed be such a cute sub)

Zenitsu (fucking mood and cute too,pillow princess vibes)

Sanemi

Sabito

Obanai

I could keep going but I'll stop sjdlflsd

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Songs you listen too for inspiration while writing/drawing

Really depends for what I'm writing/drawing

For smut, kinky smut or more darker smut: Streets by doja cat, daddy by sakima, senpai by shiki, S.L.U.T. by bea miller, daisy by ashnikko, do I wanna know? by arctic monkeys,skechers by drip report, killing me softly by the fugees,s&m by Rihanna, wap by cardi b, wap x s&m remix,rude boy by Rihanna, MONTERO by Lil Nas X, the hills by the weeknd, call out my name by the weeknd, s.e.x. by nickleback,lights down low by maejor and waka flame, beast by waka flocka and Mia Martina, hello kitty slowed by avril lavigne and some more but I got lazy.

For angsty shit or murder shit: don't you dare forget the sun by get scared, murder on my mind by YNW Melly, all the things she said by t.A.T.u, somebody that I used to know by gotye, can you feel my heart by bring me the horizon, doubt by twenty one pilots, semi automatic by twenty one pilots, stressed out by twenty one pilots, hot girl bummer by blackbear, killing me softly by the fugees, dog teeth by nicole dollanganger, I know I'm a wolf by young heretics,run by BTS, daechwita by agust D, hold me down by halsey, cry baby by melanie Martinez, soap by melanie Martinez, carousel by melanie Martinez,mad hatter by melanie Martinez,play with fire by Sam tinnesz, blood//water by grandson, light em up by fall out boys, once again got more but to lazy to put it.

Fluffy/softer shit: sunday best by surfaces, sunkissed by khaki dreams, see your face by C5,, symphony by clean bandit, rather be by clean bandit, into the open air by julie fowlis, say so by doja cat, euphoria by BTS, like by BTS, let me by GOT7, etc.

Then just in general: white silence musicality remix, unravel by Marco b, hisoka musicality remix, pulls ultra Aurora remix, edge of dawn amalee remix, edge of dawn from fe, wannabe by why mona, daechwita by agust D, gurenge by Lisa, gurenge musicality remix, game over by falling in reverse, bad girls club by falling in reverse, everybody loves me by one republic, stand by me remix by Joe mann, black swan BTS, touch you yarichin bitch club op, ROXANNE by Arizona Zervas, young dumb and broke by Khalid, lucid dreams by juice wrld, feeling good slowed by Michael buble, etc