Cleric: We've taken things from people who were no longer alive... Paladin: You mean grave robbery? Cleric: There were no graves! Warlock: Pre-grave robbery.

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Cleric: We've taken things from people who were no longer alive... Paladin: You mean grave robbery? Cleric: There were no graves! Warlock: Pre-grave robbery.
Take me to your fears.
[The party are interrogating a centuries-old corpse in an attempt to gain information about an escaped demon lord.] . Laura: (as Imogen) What is Dominox attracted to? Matt: (as corpse) Dominox feeds on insecurity. Marisha: (quietly) Oh god. Taliesin: (despairing) We're fucked. group: *laughs uproariously* Ashley: (as Fearne) I will go talk to him. It's fine. Laura: Yeah, Fearne has us covered. Taliesin: I, for one, welcome our new demonic master. . Critical Role — campaign 3, ep.97 'Ancient Sins' (youtu.be/-5mAPO3Opi4)
NPC: Oh! You’re one of those… Cleric: Adventurers, yeah. NPC: I was going to say 'criminals.' Warlock: —Hey! We've never been caught.
Rogue: I have a really terrible idea… Fighter: You gonna shoot them? Rogue: Actually, I have two terrible ideas. Barbarian: You gonna shoot them twice?
Cleric: Does this house have a room we could chain someone up in? NPC: If my parents have something like that, I do not want to know.
"I told you guys!! If I set off to go fistfight a metaphor, you're supposed to stop me before I get very far!!"
- Barbarian
It's bad, and you should feel bad.
[The Rivals are being sought by guards in connection to the killing and zombification of a fellow guard by Shaka.]
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Tanya: Jimmy had friends.
Eugenio: I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse.
Tanya: It should make you feel worse.
Eugenio: (chastened) Okay.
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Rivals of Waterdeep — season 14, ep.8 'Questions, Questions, and More Questions', live from PAX Unplugged 2022 (youtu.be/N-HiiyiAUIQ)