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Cleric: We've taken things from people who were no longer alive... Paladin: You mean grave robbery? Cleric: There were no graves! Warlock: Pre-grave robbery.

#when you really think about it #what's the difference #difference between looting and grave robbery #i've said it a million times #adventurers are menaces #dnd shenanigans #that adventuring life #adventurer problems #dnd quotes #d&d quotes #shit my players say #d&d party #dnd party

Take me to your fears.

[The party are interrogating a centuries-old corpse in an attempt to gain information about an escaped demon lord.] . Laura: (as Imogen) What is Dominox attracted to? Matt: (as corpse) Dominox feeds on insecurity. Marisha: (quietly) Oh god. Taliesin: (despairing) We're fucked. group: *laughs uproariously* Ashley: (as Fearne) I will go talk to him. It's fine. Laura: Yeah, Fearne has us covered. Taliesin: I, for one, welcome our new demonic master. . Critical Role — campaign 3, ep.97 'Ancient Sins' (youtu.be/-5mAPO3Opi4)

#Oh dear.#adventurer problems #Critical Role #season 3 #Bell's Hells #Critical Role cast #Laura Bailey #Matthew Mercer #Marisha Ray #Taliesin Jaffe #Ashley Johnson #queued

NPC: Oh! You’re one of those… Cleric: Adventurers, yeah. NPC: I was going to say 'criminals.' Warlock: —Hey! We've never been caught.

#what is the difference really #rogue says amen #adventurers are just criminals important to the worldplot #adventurers are menaces #that adventuring life #adventurer problems #d&d quotes #dnd quotes #warlock #d&d warlock #dnd warlock #shit my players say

Rogue: I have a really terrible idea… Fighter: You gonna shoot them? Rogue: Actually, I have two terrible ideas. Barbarian: You gonna shoot them twice?

#good guess #adventuring aint easy #turns out shooting them would have been better #adventurer problems #strategy #shit my players say #dnd rogue #d&d rogue #d&d quotes #dnd quotes #d&d #dnd #d&d party #dnd party

Cleric: Does this house have a room we could chain someone up in? NPC: If my parents have something like that, I do not want to know.

#fair #that adventuring life #just another tuesday #adventurers are menaces #adventurer problems #adventuring aint easy #youre probably an adventurer #d&d quotes #dnd quotes #dnd shenanigans

"I told you guys!! If I set off to go fistfight a metaphor, you're supposed to stop me before I get very far!!"

- Barbarian

#not again!#how many times do I have to say #adventurer problems #questing aint easy #just another tuesday #dnd barbarian #d&d barbarian #dnd quotes #d&d quotes #dnd #d&d #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #shit my players say

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It's bad, and you should feel bad.

[The Rivals are being sought by guards in connection to the killing and zombification of a fellow guard by Shaka.]

Tanya: Jimmy had friends.

Eugenio: I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse.

Tanya: It should make you feel worse.

Eugenio: (chastened) Okay.

Rivals of Waterdeep — season 14, ep.8 'Questions, Questions, and More Questions', live from PAX Unplugged 2022 (youtu.be/N-HiiyiAUIQ)

#Heh.#adventurer problems #roleplaying #Rivals of Waterdeep #season 14 #Rivals of Waterdeep cast #Tanya DePass #Eugenio Vargas #queued

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